第1章 开局徒手拆校门

Start by dismantling the school gate with bare hands

Zhao Yiduo, once the feared "King of Hell" on the global dark web, is tired of the drama and wants to keep a low profile. Zhao Pingfan, a "good-for-nothing" dad known for his unstoppable talk and reckless nature, is now betrothed to a daughter, Zhao Xiaoman, who, at five, is a master hacker, cooks like a Michelin star, and is always looking for a wife! Even more bizarre, her daughter's mother is Pei Xingruo, the aloof high school student who had a crush on him in high school—now a powerful businesswoman and CEO!

He's arguing with everyone, everyone, and the principal while taking his child to kindergarten. A parent-teacher conference turns into a battlefield, where he defuses a real bomb with a toy gun. While enjoying a barbecue at a roadside stall, he busts an international assassin's den. He wants to just sit back and relax, but his abilities (and his daughter) won't allow it! Pei Xingruo feels a sense of uncertainty: How can this man, so full of nonsense and so frantic with his child, look more and more like the brilliant young man he was back then? And... how can his appliance repairs resemble those of a bomb disposal expert? How can the nursery rhymes he uses to soothe his child sound like mercenary code?

When multinational tycoons coveted the Pei family and terrorist organizations targeted the "Pluto" bloodline, Zhao Yidu sighed: "My daughter, grab your weapons! This time, Daddy's vest... I'm afraid I can't cover it up anymore!" Watch how the venomous tongue soldier king holds the baby in one hand and abuses the scum with the other, under the suspicious gaze of his wife, performing the most outrageous urban legend in history!

赵一多，昔日令全球暗网闻风丧胆的“冥王”，厌倦刀光剑影，只想低调带娃。化身嘴炮无敌、能躺绝不坐的“废柴”奶爸赵平凡，却摊上个五岁就精通黑客、厨艺堪比米其林、还总想给他找老婆的神助攻女儿赵小满！更离谱的是，女儿亲妈竟是高中暗恋他的清冷学霸裴星若——如今叱咤商界的冰山女总裁！
送娃上幼儿园，他怼天怼地怼园长；家长会变战场，他用玩具枪拆真炸弹；路边摊吃烧烤，顺手端掉国际杀手窝点……本想咸鱼躺平，奈何实力（和闺女）不允许！裴星若越看越不对劲：这个满嘴跑火车、带娃手忙脚乱的男人，怎么越看越像当年那个光芒万丈的少年？而且……他修理家电的手法，怎么像拆弹专家？哄娃的儿歌，怎么像雇佣兵暗号？
当跨国财阀觊觎裴氏，恐怖组织盯上“冥王”血脉，赵一多叹口气：“闺女，抄家伙！这次爹的马甲……怕是真捂不住了！” 且看毒舌兵王如何一手抱娃，一手虐渣，在老婆大人狐疑的目光下，上演史上最离谱的都市传奇！