第1章 贫僧下山，与佛有缘

The poor monk went down the mountain and had a connection with Buddha.

I, the poor monk Wu Se, was kicked down the mountain by my master. I awakened my innate divine eyes [Inner Demon Guide], which can see through all the good and evil in the world!

Master said that Buddhism is not a sword, and compassion is not a fist.

But I think that to deal with evil people, we have to use "physical Buddhism"!

[You see the real estate tycoon surrounded by black energy, and with a backhanded strike of the sword, he "cuts off his three thousand strands of worry"!]

If you encounter a bully bullying the weak on the street, use a set of "Vajra Fist" to force him to "become a Buddha on the spot"!

[You heard that the demon Quan Xing had committed many evil deeds, and sneered: "Donor, I think you have a connection with my Buddha!"]

You encountered a high-ranking Taoist priest from the Heavenly Master's Mansion on Mount Longhu, and due to a disagreement, a fight ensued: "Master Taoist, take one of my cassock demon-subduing techniques!"

A few years later, the name of a "mad monk" resounded throughout the world of extraordinary people, and countless evil people were terrified at the mention of "bald head".

And the evil woman Xia He, who had been accidentally broken by this poor monk and now fell into the devil's lair, also came to the door.

Xia He (licking her red lips): "Little monk, you've been hiding for so many years, isn't it time to come out? I want to see if you can still 'save' me now."

Zhang Lingyu (with a gloomy expression): "This evil woman is the root of all evil and must be killed! You monk, stop meddling in other people's business!"

Wu Se (holding a sword, with a solemn appearance): "Amitabha, I have resolved my karma myself."

"Witch, the sea of ​​suffering is endless, turn back now. If reason doesn't make sense..."

"I, a poor monk, have no choice but to shave your head myself!"

贫僧无色，被师父一脚踹下山，觉醒天赋神眼【心魔引】，能看穿世间一切善恶！
师父说，佛法不是戒刀，慈悲不是拳头。
可贫僧觉得，对付恶人，就得用“物理佛法”！

【你见地产大亨周身黑气缠绕，反手一记戒刀，为他“斩断三千烦恼丝”！】
【你遇地痞恶霸当街欺凌弱小，一套《大金刚拳》后，强行让他“立地成佛”！】
【你闻全性妖人作恶多端，冷笑一声：“施主，我看你与我佛有缘！”】
【你碰龙虎山天师府高功，理念不合，当场开打：“道长，接贫僧一招袈裟伏魔功！”】

数年后，一个“疯僧”的名号响彻异人界，无数恶人闻“光头”色变。
而那个曾被贫僧意外破了戒，如今堕入魔窟的妖女夏禾，也找上了门。

夏禾（舔着红唇）：“小和尚，你躲了这么多年，也该出来了吧？我倒要看看，现在的你，还能不能‘度’得了我。”
张灵玉（面色阴沉）：“此妖女乃祸根，当诛！你这和尚，休要多管闲事！”

无色（手持戒刀，宝相庄严）：“阿弥陀佛，贫僧的因果，自己了结。”
“妖女，苦海无边，回头是岸。若道理讲不通……”
“贫僧，只好亲手为你剃度！”