第1章 规则小镇

Rule Town

[Double male protagonists + unlimited rules + escape live broadcast + cool story]

(Attack non-humans, scary monsters, enter with caution.)

Yin Xiu has lived in Rule Town for six years.

Normal players come in and follow the rules to clear dungeons, busying themselves to survive. Only Yin Xiu stays in the town every day, doesn't go out, doesn't clear dungeons, doesn't get involved with monsters, fishes and dries his nets every day, and even starts to retire.

The town's spooks had been watching him for six years, gnashing their teeth every day, trying to find sales targets, but they'd never found him. They watched him linger around them every day, yet they had no way to deal with this man who knew the rules by heart.

A few days later, it rained heavily in the town and a group of new people came. A mysterious man who was stuffed into Yin Xiu's house as a roommate solved that night what the town's monsters had been unable to solve in six years - dragging Yin Xiu into the rule copy.

That night, the town's ghosts gathered to celebrate: "Great! We finally got rid of that lazy old man!"

At the same time, the dungeon monsters began to wail: "Who dragged in the man who killed his way through the dungeon six years ago?! We had such a hard time getting him out back then!!!"

Yin Xiu was not interested after entering the dungeon. He looked around with his knife in hand: it was all the same, nothing new. He left, rushed through it, and went back to retire.

All the monsters in the copy breathed a sigh of relief and were just about to open the champagne at halftime when a row of twisted blood-red words suddenly appeared in front of Yin Xiu.

: Do you think I have any new ideas?

A sticky chill instantly descended upon the entire dungeon, and monsters and players all began to panic.

"It" came out.

——

It is common for max-level bosses to return to old dungeons to bully newbies.

Is it weird to retire after killing your way through a dungeon?

Cultivate your moral character and feed an evil god, so it's normal, right?

Why are you looking at me? My strategy is useless.

【双男主+规则无限流+逃生直播+爽文】
（攻非人，恐怖怪物，慎入。）
殷修在规则小镇生活了六年。
正常玩家进来都循规蹈矩刷副本，为了存活忙碌，只有殷修天天待在小镇不出去，不刷副本，不沾诡怪，每天打鱼晒网，甚至开始养老。
小镇的诡怪们也盯了他六年，每天都咬牙切齿，业绩刷了那么久，唯独没刷到过他。天天看着他在跟前晃悠，却对这个熟背规则的人一点办法都没有。
几天后，小镇大雨，又来了一批新人，一个被塞入殷修屋子做舍友的神秘男人当晚就搞定了小镇诡怪六年都搞不定的事——把殷修拖入了规则副本。
当晚，小镇诡怪聚众狂欢：好耶！终于把那个摸鱼养老人送走了！
同时，副本诡怪开始哀嚎：谁把六年前那个杀穿副本的男人拉进来的？！我们当年好不容易才把他赶出去的啊！！！
殷修进入副本后兴致缺缺，提着刀看了看周围：一成不变，没新意，走了，速通回去养老。
众副本诡怪长舒一口气，刚准备半场开香槟，一排扭曲血红的字忽地出现在了殷修面前。
：你看我有新意吗？
黏腻的寒意瞬间降临到了整个副本，诡怪、玩家无一不开始恐慌。
“它”出来了。
——
满级大佬回归旧本虐菜是常事啊。
杀穿副本后就养老很奇怪吗？
修身养性，喂个邪神也正常吧？
看我干嘛？我的攻略可不兴用啊。