第 1 章 师父？老登！

Chapter 1 Master? Lao Deng!

(This novel has only one female protagonist, not an invincible and brainless flow, although it is a refreshing text, you must read it with your brain!)

Where there is yang, there must be yin.

There is Yin in Yang, and Yang in Yin. Only when Yin and Yang embrace each other can there be no chaos.

But the yin and yang in the world are not as simple as people think.

My master actually found a marriage for me.

I don't know what kind of person he is.

But isn’t this “yin” a bit too much?

"Old man, are you worried that I won't die quickly enough? What's the matter? I may not respect you as my teacher, but you are also disrespectful to your elders. What's the point of hurting each other like this? Why should master and disciple make things difficult for each other?"

This is a weird, funny and refreshing novel. Please sit down and listen to my story——

（本小说单女主，非无敌无脑流，虽爽文且携脑观书！）
世间有阳必有阴
阳中有阴，阴中有阳，阴阳相抱方能不乱
可世间阴阳并没有人们想的那样简单
师父竟给我寻了一门婚事
也不知对方是什么样的人，
可是这“阴”是不是有些过头了？
“老家伙，你是怕我死的不够快？咋地？我虽然对您不尊师重道，可你也为老不尊啊，这样互相伤害究竟是为了什么？师徒何必为难彼此？”
这是一本诡异+搞笑+爽文小说，请君入坐，听我娓娓道来———