American Comics: How to Be a Quack Doctor in DC and Avoid Being Killed by Batman

After traveling through time, Wayne found himself a bankrupt Gotham tycoon, running a shabby clinic. Fortunately, he had a system for providing gifts. However, Wayne found his life even worse: the clinic's sign was used as a target by thugs, and AK bullets were in even shorter supply than medical equipment. Treating the Flash's athlete's foot nearly landed him in a wheelchair by the Reverse-Flash. He lied to Superman about his infertility by claiming to be a traditional Chinese doctor, only to be hung from a streetlight by Lex Luthor and branded a charlatan. His only VIP client was Bruce Wayne, who came to collect a debt. His souvenir was a volley of batarangs. Nine out of ten draws from this utterly awful system were wasted, and the only chance for equipment to drop was when he was performing hemorrhoid surgery on the Joker. Wayne was stunned by the system's new mission: [Medical Cooperation Mission: Get Darkseid to Sign the Universal Medical Insurance Agreement]...