第1章 井水不犯河水

Keep your distance

Xu Tianshun travels through the world of Zongwu, wanting nothing more than to slack off and live off his ancestral inheritance as a slacker detective. But a crappy system forces him to do the job: If I don't kill Yu Canghai, I'll be three centimeters shorter?! From then on, the martial arts world erupts: We agreed to play soy sauce together, so why did you kill Tian Boguang with a sword, toy with Cao Zhengchun, and even attract fairies? My slacker character is completely shattered!

徐天顺穿越综武世界，只想摸鱼摆烂，靠祖产当个咸鱼捕快。奈何坑爹系统逼我营业：不砍死余沧海，就短三厘米？！ 从此，江湖炸了：说好一起打酱油，你咋刀斩田伯光，戏耍曹正淳，仙子还全来倒贴？ 我这咸鱼人设，崩得稀碎啊！