第 1章 “我尼玛！这是给我干哪来了？”

Chapter 1 "What the hell! What are you doing to me?"

Mr. Gaoyang Gao, who had experienced many ups and downs in his life, finally settled down in his seventies. However, he was brainwashed by the words of the beautiful anchor in the video, "I must drive 318 in this life", and resolutely rode his motorcycle to the Potala Palace.

However, before leaving the city, he was driving in the wrong direction and ran into a 100-ton heavy-loaded truck that couldn't stop at all!

With a puff, Gao Yang, who didn't even leave a complete corpse, was reborn into an ancient parallel world with his memories, and a daily sign-in system was standard.

However, Gao Yang, who had a great start, got into a dispute with the system over the issue of the newbie gift pack. Originally, the system allowed Gao Yang to randomly draw two numbers in any combination, and the resulting number was the value of the items he received for signing in daily, with a maximum value of 99.

Unexpectedly, Gao Yang, who drew 5 and 7, did not play by the rules. He just put out 5⁷ (5 to the power of 7) in front of the system. After adding up the total value of the items obtained by signing in every day, the final value was 78125.

The system, realizing it had been tricked, temporarily issued a "Minor Host Protection Law" for Gao Yang to remedy the situation. This law explicitly stipulates that hosts under the age of 18 only have the right to sign in to the system, but do not have the right to use the sign-in rewards. Sign-in rewards are temporarily stored in the system space and can only be withdrawn after the host reaches the age of 18. Note: If the host dies during the protection period, the system reserves the right to reclaim all items in the space!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning a pack of Huggies daily use special offer. Note: The buffs of the novice gift pack are cumulative, please check!

Looking at the 78,125 packs of sanitary napkins in the space, Gao Yang fell into deep thought!

一生跌宕起伏历经坎坷的高阳高老爷子好不容易在古稀之年才安稳下来，结果却被视频里美女主播的一句“此生必驾318”洗脑了，毅然决然的骑着摩托就奔向了布达拉。
然而没等出城便因逆行迎面遇上了根本刹不住的百吨重载王！
随着噗的一声，连一具全尸都没留下的高阳带着记忆重生到了古代平行世界，并且标配每日签到系统。
可天胡开局的高阳却在新手大礼包的问题上同系统起了争执。原本系统让高阳随机抽取两个数字任意组合，组合出来的数字就是每日签到所获物品的量值，极值为99。
不曾想抽出5和7的高阳却不按常理出牌，硬是当着系统的面摆出了 5⁷（5的7次方），合算出来后每日签到所获物品的最终量值是78125。
系统自觉被耍，亡羊补牢下临时给高阳出台了一部《未成年宿主保护法》，其中明确规定未满18周岁的宿主只拥有系统签到权，并无签到奖励使用权。签到所获奖励暂存系统空间，待宿主年满18周岁后方可任意提取！注:保护期内宿主如罹难，系统有权收回空间内一切物品！
“叮！恭喜宿主获得护舒宝日用特惠装一包，注:新手大礼包Buff以叠加，请宿主查收！
望着空间里的78125包卫生巾，高阳陷入了沉思！