第1章 从前有座山，山里有个道观

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and in the mountain there was a Taoist temple

[Funny + Relaxed + Rant] I, Yunshu, am a time traveler, I love peace and I am good at Rant!

My dream is to find a black goddess with long straight hair who can handle both the living room and the kitchen and live a stable life with her.

But in fact, in addition to being mocked by a bastard system with three meals a day, I am also given an extra meal occasionally.

So, in order to prevent this guy from mocking me, I embarked on the passionate journey of becoming the strongest in the world.

Well... just listen carefully...

Anyway, I believe it...

【搞笑+轻松+吐槽】我，云舒，一个穿越者，喜爱和平，擅长吐槽！
我的梦想是找一个上得了厅房下得了厨房的黑长直女神安稳的度过一生。
但事实上，我除了被一个混蛋系统每日三顿嘲讽外，偶尔还会给我加个餐。
于是为了不让这货嘲讽我，我开始踏上了成为世界最强的热血道路。
嘛......就当真的听好了......
反正我信了......