第1章 总不能为了脸钱都不要吧？

You can't just give up money for the sake of face, right?

The phenomenal variety show "Love In" has launched with great fanfare. Lin Xia was fortunately chosen by the directors to participate as an amateur. However, according to the contract, he was required to portray an unconventional character to highlight the excellence of the other guests. This included, but was not limited to, being a scoundrel, a low-brow, sarcastic, stingy, narcissistic, abstract, and annoying... In short, he was to play a supporting role, attracting negative attention. After the deal was completed, the production team promised to pay him one million yuan directly. The director said, "I know this might embarrass you, so you should consider accepting this contract..." Before the director could finish, Lin Xia signed the contract almost instantly: "Director, don't worry. What's the point of embarrassment? I can't just give up the money for the sake of face, right? Don't worry, as long as the money is in place, I'll even let you have a seizure on the show, not to mention abstractions!" The director smiled with satisfaction: "I've always thought you're capable, young man!" However, two days later, as the show premiered, the director was stunned by the sight of the young diva covered in cow dung. So, he asked, what? Lin Xia: ...I just wanted her to stay away from me, to avoid my online girlfriend misunderstanding me. Who knew she'd actually explode? Little Queen: So is it possible that I'm your online girlfriend? Lin Xia: ??? Director: ??? Everyone online: ??? Wait, this is a bit confusing, give me some time! …… ……

现象级综艺《恋爱ing》火热开播。 林夏有幸被导演组选中，以素人的身份参加节目。 只不过，按照跟节目的合约，他需要扮演另类一点的人设以此来衬托其余嘉宾的优秀。 包括但不限于土狗、下头、尖酸刻薄、抠门、自恋、抽象、招人嫌等等…… 总之当个绿叶招黑衬托就完事儿了。 事成之后，节目组承诺直接给他一百万。 导演：“我知道这么做可能会让你有些丢脸，所以，是否接受这份合约，你可以考虑……” 没等导演说完，林夏几乎秒签约：“导演你就放心吧，丢脸算什么啊？总不能为了脸钱都不要了吧？你放心，只要钱到位，别说抽象，你让我在节目上抽风都行！” 导演满意一笑：“我从刚才就看你这年轻人行！” 然而，两天后，节目刚开播。 导演看着浑身都是牛粪的小天后，直接麻了。 所以他请问呢？ 林夏：…… 我只是想让她离我远远的，省的我网恋女友误会，谁知道她真炸了啊？ 小天后：那有没有可能，我就是你的网恋女友？ 林夏：？？？ 导演：？？？ 全网观众：？？？ 等等，有点乱，让我缓缓！ …… ……