第1章 老爹！我不想上班啊！

Dad! I don’t want to go to work!

【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

【全员读心＋沙雕＋吃瓜＋摆烂】
不是无cp！但是描述感情的确实不多，男主不是人类！能接受的可以入！
好不容易成了古代官家小姐，这么好的生活当然得好好珍惜呀！
林默穿越后过了十几年的咸鱼生活，本来打算一直这么过下去，谁知道老爹怕她饿死，直接给她弄了一个官位。
“啊啊啊！我不想去上班！为什么我要去上班！”
林默哭着喊着在地上打滚。
但是上班之后，日子好像也不是那么难过，而且她还绑定了一个吃瓜系统，这满朝文武全部都是瓜呀！
林默从此就和系统每天上朝吃瓜，只是系统有一个漏洞，所有人都能够听到他们的心声！
然后满朝文武就听到了很多乱七八糟的事情，还别说挺上头的。
【惊呆！皇帝的内裤居然缝补了三次，原因就是因为穷！】
皇帝：……
当天晚上，三个皇子就送了一大堆内裤给自家老父亲。
【大瓜！护国将军跟齐王有不正当关系！】
护国将军：……
【我的天呐！太师昨天晚上尿床了！被子还被他藏起来了！】
太师：……
当天下朝皇帝就派太医随着太师回去了，尿床是病，得治！
因为有林默和系统，每天的早朝已经成为了吃瓜大会。
林默和系统带着满朝文武在瓜田畅游，日子过得别提多爽快了！