第1章 你要被车撞了

You're about to be hit by a car.

【Metaphysics + Entertainment + Variety Show + Live Broadcast + Barrage】

The witch Ningning traveled to the modern society. Her original identity was a fake rich girl who had just been discovered and expelled from a wealthy family. She was experiencing cyberbullying and was boycotted by the entire network.

Agent: You piece of trash, either die or get sold, your choice!

Ningning: You’re going to be hit by a car.

Ten minutes later, the agent was in a car accident and was admitted to the hospital.

Nurse: I know you’re having a hard time, but please don’t lie to me!

Ningning: I really can tell fortunes. Believe it or not, you are about to die.

The nurse who escaped the disaster: Oh my god, I met a real big shot!

Netizens: Have you heard that counterfeit goods are having a miserable life now, and they even have to live in dilapidated Taoist temples!

Ningning: Well, actually, I’m super rich~

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Ningning and her adopted brother will appear on a sibling variety show together, and will soon become the control group for the real rich siblings.

In the first episode, the production crew went to the house to pick someone up, and the audience was waiting to see the miserable situation of the fake daughter, but the audience went crazy: What's going on with this super luxurious villa!

Ningning: I told you, I’m super rich~

In the show, the real daughter and her younger brother love each other.

Ningning and her brother looked unfamiliar with each other.

Ningning: How about I catch you a ghost to serve you?

Ning Nian looked at the food brought by the ghost:?

Survival in the wild tests the unity between siblings. Ningning is lazy and says: I don’t want to leave. How about I let the animals help you?

Ning Nian looked at the rabbit that the wolf threw at his feet:?

In the countryside, after planting, everyone was scrambling to find water with buckets. Ningning: Don't water anymore, I'm praying for rain tonight.

In the middle of the night, Ning Nian looked at the heavy rain outside the window:?

Audience: Help! Someone please take care of her!

Ningning became popular and became the well-deserved national sister.

【玄学＋娱乐圈＋综艺＋直播＋弹幕】
女巫宁宁穿到了现代社会，原身是个假千金，刚被发现逐出豪门，正在经历网暴，被全网抵制。
经纪人：废物，要么去死，要么去卖，你自己选一个！
宁宁：你要被车撞了。
十分钟后，经纪人出车祸被进了医院。
护士：我知道你很困难，但你不要去骗人啊！
宁宁：我是真的会占卜，你信不信你快死了。
逃过一劫的护士：妈呀，遇到真大佬了！
网友们：听说了么，假货现在过得很惨，都住破道观了！
宁宁：那个，其实，我超有钱哒~
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宁宁和捡来的便宜弟弟一起上姐弟综艺，即将成了真千金姐弟的对照组。
首期，节目组去家里接人，观众们等着看假千金的悲惨现状，结果——观众抓狂：这超豪华的别墅是怎么回事啊！
宁宁：我都说了，我超有钱的~
节目里，真千金和弟弟相亲相爱。
宁宁和弟弟，满脸写着不熟。
宁宁：要不，给你抓个鬼使唤使唤吧！
宁年看着鬼端过来的饭：？
野外求生，考验姐弟之间的团结，宁宁懒人瘫：不想走，要不我让动物帮你吧？
宁年看着狼扔到他脚下的兔子：？
乡下，大家种完地，正吭哧吭哧提桶找水。宁宁：别浇了，我今晚求雨。
半夜，宁年看着窗外哗哗哗的大雨：？
观众：救命啊！谁来管一下她啊！
宁宁火了，成为了当之无愧的国民姐姐。