第1章 三句话让魔尊圣主不离婚

Three sentences to prevent the Demon Lord from getting divorced

[Genius] + [Funny in the early stages, crazy in the later stages] + [Abstract protagonist] + [Small clever thoughts on cultivating immortality] + [High values, but it doesn't mean the mechanism is not strong] + [Not a single female protagonist]

In the 356th year of the Dragon Kingdom calendar, the golden dragon chariot smashed the sun, the heavenly palace rose above the moon, and the stars in the sky woke up one after another.

The world has also entered an era of spiritual revival, and people have awakened their spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality.

Ling Yishan, a mortal of three generations, could only drool secretly when watching the immortals flying and hiding in the sky on TV.

At this time, his family suddenly suffered a change, and the once loving couple became enemies.

"Thirteen, I am the Demon Lord, and your mother is the Holy Lord. If we plan to divorce, who will you be with?"

At first, Ling Yishan didn't believe it and just thought that the two elders were playing role-playing games for excitement. But as more and more strange things happened around him and more and more big men appeared around him, he would occasionally have small dreams, dreaming of an unfamiliar world of cultivating immortals.

Only then did Ling Yishan realize that his parents had not lied to him.

"You two should have told me earlier that you have this kind of background. I've worked so hard for nothing."

"You're too late, I've already taken off!"

[Golden God Xiaohuo], [Abstract Godfather of Modern Immortal Cultivation], [Trendsetter in the Immortal Cultivation World], [National Idol], [The First Born in the Immortal Cultivation World], [Designated Son by the Law of Cause and Effect], [Dream of Billions of Boys], [Spokesperson for Pure Natural Body Cultivation], [The Strongest Selling Spirit Pill Powder], [Cyber ​​Giant Sun Immortal], [The Evil Spirit Pearl of the Empire] Ling Yishan said so.

Holy Lord, Demon Lord:?

The two elders fell into deep thought as they looked at the world of immortal cultivation that had been torn apart and full of demons by their own son.

【天才】+【前期搞笑，后期发癫】+【抽象主角】+【小巧思修仙】+【数值很高，但并没有说机制不强】+【非单女主】
龙国历356年，金色龙辇撞碎了太阳，月亮之上升起了天宫，诸天星斗接连苏醒。
世界也开启了灵气复苏时代，人们觉醒灵根追寻仙途。
三代凡人的凌伊山看着电视里那些飞天遁地的仙人只能馋得偷偷抹口水。
就在这时，他的家庭突然发生变故，原本恩爱的夫妻俩反目成仇。
“十三，我是魔尊，你娘是圣主，我们打算离婚了你跟谁？”
起初凌伊山是不信的，只当是二老在玩角色扮演寻求刺激，但随着自己周围的怪事越来越多，自己身边的大佬越来越多，而自己也会偶尔做点小梦，梦到一个陌生的修仙世界。
凌伊山这才明白自己的双亲并没有骗自己。
“你们两口子有这背景早说啊，害我白努力这么久。”
“你们话说晚了，我已经起飞了！”
【金神小火】、【现代修仙抽象教父】、【修仙界风气导向】、【国民偶像】、【修仙界第一出生】、【因果律指定亲儿子】、【亿万少男的梦】、【纯自然体修代言人】、【灵丹粉最强销冠】、【赛博巨阳仙尊】、【帝国的凶绝灵珠】凌伊山如是说道。
圣主、魔尊：？
二老看着已经被自己儿子祸害得千疮百孔、群魔乱舞的修仙世界陷入了沉思。
