第1章 仙界的第一块招牌

The first signboard of the immortal realm

Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."

程序员**李想**带着一台超级服务器穿越到修仙界，迫于生计，在宗门山下开了家“仙界网吧”。从此，画风突变：剑修沉迷《只狼》锻炼反应速度，丹修靠《药神模拟器》推演丹方，老祖宗们为了抢《仙界荣耀》的五杀差点打起来。当域外天魔入侵，仙界联军溃败之际，李想默默接好了网线：“别慌，是时候让他们见识一下，什么叫DDOS攻击和降维打击了。”