第1章 开局先忽悠瘸十二祖巫

The first step is to deceive the twelve lame ancestral witches.

Having transmigrated to the primordial world, Su Ye found himself as the weakest of the thirteenth Ancestral Witches, causing him to panic.

Seeing his twelve elder brothers, the Ancestral Witches, fighting every day and sleeping anywhere, he decided that he had to take action in order to survive!

"Brother, fighting is pointless. Let's do infrastructure! This is called 'building an eternal foundation and carrying on the will of Pangu'!"

"Second brother, stop thinking about food all the time. We need to develop agriculture. This is called 'gathering the earth's spiritual energy to nourish the eternal witch clan'!"

"Zhurong and Gonggong, you two stop fighting! Use your energy on weapon crafting and water conservancy. Don't you even know what 'conservation of energy' means... no, 'the balance of yin and yang, the infinite possibilities of creation' means?"

Thus, under Su Ye's guidance, the style of the prehistoric world completely went astray.

While the demon race still lives in caves, the witch race has already built the "Pangu Holy City," which is comparable to the Heavenly Court!

While the dragons were still playing in the water, the witches had already completed the "Witches Canal," which runs through the prehistoric world!

When Hongjun was preparing to preach in Zixiao Palace, he was completely dumbfounded when he saw the prosperous scene below where every member of the Wu tribe had a house to live in, spiritual fruits at every meal, and uniform mounts when they went out.

"Oh no, why aren't these witch clans following the script?"

"Where's the brute I was promised? And who came up with this 'Five Hundred Years Plan for the Witch Clan'?!"

穿越洪荒，成了最弱的第十三祖巫，苏夜慌得一批。
看着天天干架、随地睡觉的十二个祖巫兄长，他决定，为了活命，必须出手！
“大哥，打架是没前途的，咱们来搞基建！这叫‘筑万古之基，承盘古之志’！”
“二哥，别老想着吃，咱们得发展农业，这叫‘聚大地灵脉，养万世巫族’！”
“祝融共工，你们俩别打了！把能量用在炼器和水利上，懂不懂什么叫‘能量守恒’……啊不，‘阴阳相济，造化无穷’？”
于是，在苏夜的带领下，洪荒的画风彻底跑偏。
妖族还在住山洞，巫族已经建起了堪比天庭的“盘古圣城”！
龙族还在玩水，巫族已经修好了贯穿洪荒的“巫族运河”！
当鸿钧在紫霄宫准备讲道时，看着下方巫族人人有房住、顿顿有灵果、出门坐骑统一的盛世景象，彻底懵了。
“坏了，这巫族怎么不按剧本来？”
“说好的莽夫呢？这个‘巫族五百年计划’又是谁搞出来的？！”