第1章 要脸别进娱乐圈！

If you have any self-respect, don't go into the entertainment industry!

[Crazy + Sharp-tongued + Table-flipping + Pranks + Multiple Women]

This top celebrity has serious mental health issues!

Gu Qi transmigrated to a parallel world. After eight years of not debuting, she finally landed a role in a variety show with a star-studded cast, only to unexpectedly become bound to the [Crazy Entertainment System]!

As long as the madness is exposed, you can earn points to draw various skill mastery and Earth's cultural and entertainment works.

When he participated in the slow-paced variety show "Longing for Peach Blossom Island".

As one guest after another appeared, Gu Qi was horrified. Were there even more experts?

What kind of monsters and demons are these? This show is a "monster spawner"!

Breaking Bad teacher Huang!

Chao Ge, the Demon Child Reborn!

Sect Ancestor, Singer, Dancer, and Rapist Kunkun!

Superb muscle definition horse +7!

......

In order not to fall behind, so...

During the show, Gu Qi's style gradually became more and more eccentric.

Showing off potato chips, drinking iced tea from a stemmed glass, singing "You're So Beautiful, Chicken" in the elevator!

He took a top-tier actress to a village to freeload a pig-slaughtering feast, and then spent the whole night in a hotel explaining calculus to her!

When others complimented Teacher Huang, he simply said, "A novice chef, proficient in everything, yet mastering nothing," winning over countless fans.

Teacher Huang was being lazy and instead taught fishing techniques. He then lashed out at the young cook's face with his fishing rod.

Chao: "I admit, Gu Qi is even crazier than me!"

Netizens commented: "With Gu Qi, a naturally gifted individual, these monsters and demons seem like normal humans after all!"

Gu Qi's fans trembled: "Brother, that's enough. You're very close to being a god now, but you're already very far from being human!"

【颠+毒舌+掀桌子+整活+多女】
　　这顶流精神状态大有问题！
　　顾柒穿越到平行世界，八年未出道，好不容易接了个大咖云集的综艺，却意外绑定【发癫文娱系统】！
　　只要发癫得到曝光，就能获取积分抽取各种技能精通，还有地球的文娱作品。
　　当他参加慢综《向往的桃花岛》。
　　看到一个接一个的嘉宾出场，顾柒惊恐，还有高手？
　　这都是一群什么妖魔鬼怪，这节目就是“刷怪笼”啊！
　　绝命毒师黄老师！
　　魔童降世超哥！
　　宗门老祖，唱跳rap坤坤！
　　超绝肌肉线条马+7！
　　......
　　为了不落下风，于是...
　　节目上，顾柒的画风逐渐癫了起来。
　　炫薯片、高脚杯喝冰红茶、电梯里唱“鸡你太美”！
　　带顶流小花去村里蹭杀猪饭，酒店一夜给顶流小花讲解微积分！
　　别人恭维黄老师，他一句小厨生，样样通样样松，圈粉无数。
　　黄老师偷懒，教钓鱼技巧，他一甩鱼竿狂抽小厨生脸。
　　超哥：“我承认，顾柒比我更癫！”
　　网友辣评：“碰上顾柒这个天赋型选手，这群妖魔鬼怪反而像是正常人类了！”
　　顾柒粉丝瑟瑟发抖：“哥哥，差不多得了，你现在离神很近但离人已经很远了！”