第1章 冬瓜村一霸

The tyrant of Donggua Village

[Mortal Flow][No System] This story differs from traditional Xianxia (fantasy/martial arts) writing styles. If you dislike this, please do not read.

That year, a seven-year-old boy took his younger sister into the world of cultivation, and then, everyone who cultivated went mad!

When you embark on your journey to cultivate immortality, your talent, the treasures you possess, and the opportunities you have are all irrelevant. But you must remember, there is one person you absolutely cannot provoke.

Although this person is not a cultivator.

But his blade is faster than light, so fast that you don't even have time to mobilize your spiritual power.

His punches are heavier than the sky, heavy enough to stop the world from spinning with a single blow.

His mouth is even more vulgar than mine, so vulgar that it can make the scorching sun weep and the bright moon burn.

Who is he? He is a handsome young man who has no talent for cultivating immortality but practices martial arts in the world of cultivation.

Years later, a group of big shots in the cultivation world asked him, "Lin, handsome guy, why did you, a martial artist, have to go to the cultivation world?"

The boy replied with a grin, "I just don't have the talent for cultivating immortality, but I love playing around in the cultivation world. Everyone there is so talented, they speak so nicely, and they have all sorts of fancy special talents. Oh, I love it there."

The powerful cultivators collectively despaired: "You like it? You like that you wielded a sword and cleaved half the cultivation world in two?"

【凡人流】【无系统】与传统仙侠写法不同，不喜勿入
那一年，七岁的男孩儿带着妹妹踏入了修仙界，然后，修仙的全疯了！
　　出来修仙，你天赋好不好，宝贝多不多，有没有机缘，这些都不重要，但你一定要记住，有一个人你不能惹。
　　虽然这个人并不是什么修仙之人。
　　但是他的刀，比光还快，快到你根本来不及调动灵力。
　　他的拳，比天还重，重的可以一拳让这个世界停止自转。
　　他的嘴，比我还贱，贱的可以让烈阳流泪，让皎月燃烧。
　　他是谁？他是一个没有修仙天赋，却在修仙界练武的靓仔。
　　多年以后，修仙界一众大佬们问他:“林大靓仔，你一个练武的为啥非要跑到修仙界呢？”
　　少年笑嘻嘻的回答道:“我只是没有修仙的天赋而已，但我超喜欢在修仙界玩耍的，那里面个个都是人才，说话又好听，还有各种花里胡哨的特殊才华，哎哟我超喜欢里面的。”
　　修仙大佬们集体绝望:“喜欢？喜欢你提着把刀砍了半个修仙界？”