第001章 HP 01

This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

沙雕文！沙雕文！重要的事情说三遍，是沙雕文！
【原神同人+综漫影视+搞笑+缓慢的快穿+帝君退休老登人设+cp公子】
【存在一定程度ooc】【正经人勿入】
品最贵的茶，听最时兴的曲，逗最名贵的画眉，这是钟离理想的退休生活。
可惜，某个大方支撑这些美好生活的至冬执行官，突然消失了。
这位总喜欢对钟离动手动脚，黏在他身边喊“先生”的人形钱包，竟然无意间跌落到世界之外的裂缝中。
并且，在不同的世界扮演着超级大反派……
达达利亚忘记了一切，他的名字，身份，使命。
他甚至忘记了最重要的事情——给钟离付账单。
而想要拯救沉迷在黑暗中无法自拔的公子，唯一的办法就是揍醒他！
事已至此，钟离也只能放下热茶，阖眼叹气。
中断退休。
提瓦特最强武神，重新披挂上阵，踏上了找钱包的异世旅途。
左右岩枪，右手天星，当钟离终于历经千辛万苦，找到达达利亚，把他揍醒之后。
眼神清澈的公子还没来得因钟离为自己穿越世界高兴几秒钟，就皱起了眉头：“先生，你身旁那些抢着为你付账的人都是什么东西？我不是你唯一的钱包了吗？”
穿越世界
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