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[Gossip System + Heartfelt Words + Rise from the Ashes]

Chu Liuzheng was reborn into an alternate ancient world. Due to the pressures of life, she entered the palace of the Sheng Kingdom and was unexpectedly bound to a gossip-eating system. She was then transferred by the tyrant to serve as a tea-serving maid in front of the emperor.

Stealing moments of leisure from his busy schedule each day, he never stops gossiping; the entire imperial court and harem are under the system's watchful eye.

Wow! Consort Chun has acquired a new book of erotic illustrations and has been secretly practicing in her palace for three days, planning to surprise the Emperor.

The delicate and soft-bodied Consort Chun Zhaoyi: I'm so embarrassed!

Behind the corrupt official was a string of people, including Lu Jiarui, the Zhejiang Provincial Treasurer, and Shi Zhongzhichen, the Military Commander...

Corrupt officials: Please let us go!

[The princess's husband replaced her own child with his mistress's child, and even tried to kill the princess and her unborn child!]

The princess, who gave her heart to the wrong man: That damn scumbag!

Consort Xin was diagnosed with pregnancy, but the child was her lover's!

Xiao Jingfan, who was cuckolded: Turned her lover into a human pig!

...

One day, Xiao Jingfan suddenly found himself in complete silence.

"Leave the palace? Who gave her permission to leave the palace? Bring her back to me!"

"Fine, I'll go myself!"

"I'm not going back!" Chu Liuzheng stretched out his hand towards the palace gate, carrying his bundle. "I want to go home!"

"Home?" Xiao Jingfan hugged him tightly. "The palace is your home."

Chu Liuzheng: "..."

Unable to defy the imperial decree and have his entire family exterminated, he could only languish and continue to live a life of mediocrity.

She still enjoyed eating melons in the harem.

One bombshell after another was dropped, the previous dynasty was gradually purged, the harem became more peaceful, and the entire prosperous kingdom flourished.

but……

Chu Liuzheng looked disgusted: Why is the tyrant here again today?

Xiao Jingfan secretly pricked up his ears: What juicy gossip is out today?

【吃瓜系统+心声+咸鱼上位】
楚流徵胎穿到了架空古代，因生活所迫进入盛国皇宫，意外绑定吃瓜系统，被暴君调到御前当了奉茶宫女。
每天忙里偷闲，吃瓜不停，前朝后宫全都逃不过系统的法眼。
【哇哦！纯昭仪新得了一本秘戏图，连续三日将自己关在殿中悄悄练习，打算给皇帝一个惊喜。】
身娇体软纯昭仪：羞死了羞死了！
【贪官背后还有一串人，浙江布政使鲁嘉瑞、都指挥史钟智宸……】
贪官污吏们：求放过！
【长公主驸马用外室子替换长公主亲子，还想让长公主一尸两命！】
真心错付的长公主：该死的渣男！
【欣嫔被诊出身怀有孕，但孩子是奸夫的！】
头顶绿帽的萧靖凡：把奸夫做成人彘！
……
某一日萧靖凡耳边突然清静下来。
“出宫？谁准她出宫的？把人给朕叫回来！”
“算了，朕亲自去！”
“我不回去！”楚流徵背着包袱朝宫门伸出尔康手，“我要回家！”
“家？”萧靖凡一把将人抱住，“皇宫就是你的家。”
楚流徵：“……”
不能抗旨灭九族，只能咸鱼摆烂继续苟。
在后宫照样吃瓜。
一个接一个大瓜往外爆，前朝逐渐肃清，后宫日渐祥和，整个盛国蒸蒸日上。
不过……
楚流徵嫌弃脸：暴君今天怎么又来了？
萧靖凡暗戳戳竖起耳朵：今天又有什么瓜？