第1节

Section 1

[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.

【橘子】世界最后的守护者——羽贺真弓，在自己的世界毁灭之后，终于挣脱了永生的陷阱，如愿迎接永恒的沉睡。然而，再次睁眼，却转生到了异世界。这个世界很奇怪。这里的守护者不会受伤也不会流血，战斗时也不会像是她那样灰头土脸，永远有亮晶晶的魔法维持衣物洁净，穿着轻飘飘的裙子战斗和飞行也不会走光。那些头发和服饰五颜六色的守护者被称为“魔法少女”，据说无人知晓她们的身份。明明羽贺真弓的青梅、同班同学、转校生、校医……甚至是在电视上看见的少女偶像，都顶着少见的鲜艳头发，并且一一对应上了魔法少女的发色，却没有一个人发觉异常。很离谱。然而她不知道，在这个子供向的世界里公认最离谱的，是会流血、断臂了缝回去三分钟就能活动自如、自爆成橙汁炸别人一脸之后还能从肉糜状态复活的————她自己。