第1章 我有阴阳眼，见鬼算命

I have the ability to see ghosts and tell fortunes.

"Master, I've been having trouble getting cold water in my teeth lately, can you help me change my luck?"

Xiao Han glanced at the debt collector beside him and calmly said:

"Just give me the 550,000 yuan compensation for the employee who died suddenly, and give me another 50,000 yuan."

"Master, my father keeps appearing in my dreams after he passed away. Does he have any unfulfilled wishes?"

Xiao Han glanced at the angry ghost beside him and said awkwardly:

"Hurry home and see, your wife is cheating on you in front of your father's memorial tablet."

"Master, I've been away from home for many years. Can you tell me if my parents are still alive?"

Xiao Han glanced at the three victims beside him and silently dialed 110:

"Sit still and don't move. I'll have someone transfer some money to you."

"Master, one of our undercover agents has been murdered, and his body is missing. Can you help us with a divination?"

Xiao Han stared at the police officers who came to his door, momentarily stunned...

Arrest drug dealers, solve cold cases, and uncover spies.

Xiao Han offended all sorts of vicious people on his own. One fan jokingly said, "Master, if you keep playing like this, you'll get retaliated against sooner or later. So I've already bought a suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument)."

That day.

The dead drug dealer actually turned into a vengeful ghost.

In front of many viewers in the live stream, they came to demand Xiao Han's life.

Hundreds of thousands of audience members even took out their suonas (traditional Chinese wind instruments).

They were preparing to play a mournful dirge.

But I never expected it.

Under the watchful eyes of countless people, Xiao Han suddenly snapped his fingers. With a "snap," countless golden talismans materialized out of thin air around him...

　　“大师，我最近喝凉水都塞牙，您帮我改改运吧！”
　　萧翰看了眼他身边的讨债鬼，淡定道：
　　“把猝死员工的55万赔偿金给了就行，另外再给我拿5万块钱。”
　　“大师，我爸去世后老给我托梦，他是不是有遗愿未了？”
　　萧翰看了眼他身边的气死鬼，尴尬道：
　　“赶紧回家看看吧，你老婆在你爸灵位前偷人呢。”
　　“大师，我离家多年，你帮我算算我爸妈还健在吗？”
　　萧翰看了眼他身边三只受害鬼，默默拨打了妖妖灵：
　　“你坐着别动，我让人给你打点钱。”
　　“大师，我们有个卧底遇害了，尸体下落不明，你能帮我们算算不？”
　　萧翰盯着上门的警察蜀黍，一时呆住了……
　　抓毒贩，破悬案，揪间谍。
　　萧翰以一己之力，把穷凶极恶之辈得罪了个遍，有粉丝半开玩笑说：“大师，这么玩下去你迟早被人打击报复，所以我唢呐都买好了。”
　　这天。
　　死去的毒贩竟真化作厉鬼。
　　当着直播间众多水友的面，前来向萧翰索命。
　　几十万观众唢呐都掏出来了。
　　正准备齐奏哀曲。
　　却没想到。
　　在无数道目光的注视下，萧翰忽然打了个响指，只听“啪”的一声，周身便凭空幻化出无数张金光璀璨的符箓……