第1章 杀手的我也有职业道德的

Even as an assassin, I have professional ethics.

[Bungo Stray Dogs fanfiction + short story + romance + OOC warning + immature writing style, free-flowing, slice-of-life plot, the protagonist will not be part of the original story, it's a fanfiction with many original characters, please don't read if you mind, and you can get the general style from the synopsis] Self-introduction: I am an assassin. After all, in a dangerous world overflowing with superpowers and guns, isn't it normal to be an assassin? By the way, my performance is 100%, and I still have the professional ethics of an assassin. I can't call myself the number one assassin, but I can barely be the number two? After all, my main job can't support my living expenses, so I can only occasionally do side jobs to maintain my precarious life. Serious synopsis: Me (without blushing or skipping a beat): "I'm a law-abiding citizen." "..." Would a normal person introduce themselves like that? After several years of assassin experience, I unexpectedly joined the Armed Detective Agency after a day trip to the military and police, becoming a member. It feels good, except my wallet hurts. Everyone: "Isn't this your own fault?" I can't refute it: I'm overwhelmed with sadness. Later, the conspiracy known as "The Book" fell on my head. I'm so annoyed: I've already told you I have nothing to do with the book, but you just won't believe me. Thumbs up, six. And then… I can't spoil any more!!! Attention!!! This isn't a fictional story; the main character is female. CP: Hmm, forget it, I'm too incompetent to write romance. (Originally it was Dazai.) Let's go with a friendship story. Also, proceed with caution before jumping in.

【文野同人+短篇+言情+ooc预警+文笔稚嫩，放飞自我流，日常向剧情，主角不会插入原着剧情，就是二创，有较多的原创角色，介意勿入，然后看简介就知道大概风格了】自述：我是一名杀手，毕竟在异能力和木仓械泛滥的危险世界里，成为一名杀手不是很正常的吗。顺带说明一下，我的绩效可以说是百分百，杀手的职业道德我还是具备的。称不上第一杀手，第二还勉强能当当？毕竟，主业无法支撑我的生活支出，只能偶尔兼职外快维持我这岌岌可危的生活了。正经文案：我（脸不红心不跳）：“我是良民。”“……”正常人会这么介绍自己吗？几年杀手经历的我在军警一日游后意外加入武装侦探社，成为其中一员。感觉可以，就是钱包好痛。众人：“不是你自作自受吗？”我无法反驳：内心悲伤无法自已。后来被誉为“书”的阴谋落在我的头上。我心情烦躁：都说了我和书无关阿喂，就是不信。举起就是大拇指，六。紧接着…………不能再剧透了！！！注意！！！不是文中文，主角为女。CP：嗯，算了吧，小废物写不来感情戏。（原本是哒宰的。）走友情向算了。还有，入坑需谨慎。