第一章 我老婆怎么可能是那逆贼道士

How could my wife possibly be that traitorous Taoist priest?

Transmigrating to the chaotic late Han Dynasty, Liu Zhaoqing aspires to be a peerless hero, but alas, this is a mythical version of the Three Kingdoms. Zhao Yun's spear can pierce a mountain range, Zhang Fei's roar can shatter a person's skull, and Lü Bu's arrow can shoot a halberd from the gate all the way to Jiangdong! And what's even more terrifying is that they are all women! Fortunately, Liu Zhaoqing is already married and has a successful career. He only wants to spend the rest of his life peacefully in this chaotic world with his wife and maids. However… his wife, Zhang Jiao, has been acting strangely lately. She often mutters something like, "The Blue Heaven is dead… the Yellow Heaven shall rise!"

穿越汉末乱世，刘昭青也想当盖世英雄，但奈何这是一个神话版的三国。赵云一枪能击穿一座山脉，张飞一吼能震碎人天灵盖，吕奉先射戟能从辕门射到江东！而且更可怕的是，她们还是女子！不过还好，刘昭青早已成家，也有一番事业，只想和家妻侍女在这乱世中安度余生，就是……自家名为张娇的娇妻最近有点不太对劲。口中时常念叨着什么“苍天已死……黄天当立”？？[ture]