第1章 真善美游戏工作室 

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"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

“现在插播一位战犯陆谦。“据传他曾干过不限于以下的罪行：“在经营的餐厅中，将自己的顾客做成食物；“为了拉高医疗健康行业的股票，将污水管接到全城人的饮水处；“使用中子束残忍地灭杀一整个星球的外星人……“请各位市民警惕这位罪大恶极的战犯。”陆谦看着营销号文章里自己的大头照，陷入了懵逼。他就做个游戏，怎么成战犯了？次日，陆谦在《游戏观察报》中郑重澄清：“谁说我是战犯了？我们做的游戏，从来都是在弘扬真善美，只是玩家理解错了。“而且我都没落网，怎么可能是战犯！”