第1节

Section 1

"So you're saying you're attacking me just because I'm ugly?" "Attacking me, the one who has always provided shelter and helped you through your ignorant era?" "Is there no justice? Is there no law?!" Facing the excitedly waving tentacles before her, the knight who came to attack looked at her with disgust. "Please don't spit on my clothes; it's a hassle to clean them up afterwards." "Also, don't play dumb. Why do carefully selected female knights and mages come to attack you at this time every year... Don't you have any idea?" "Tell me, are we going to go through the motions or just surrender?" "I'm in a hurry."... Years later, facing the female knight order, Grimm, sitting on his throne, would always recall that night when he first took in a defeated female knight. "I just wanted someone to teach me to read, what were you idiots thinking?" "And next time, please send a big one." "I like big ones." ——————A serious farming story in a magical world. Really.

“意思就是说，就因为我长得丑，所以你们就要讨伐我？”“讨伐我这个一直以来，提供庇护，帮助你们度过愚昧时代的存在？”“还有没有天理，有没有法律了！”面对着面前激动挥舞的触手，前来讨伐的骑士小姐一脸嫌弃。“请不要把口水喷到我的衣服上，事后清洗起来很麻烦的。”“还有，请不要装傻，为什么每年这个时间点都会有被精挑细选出来的女骑士和女法师过来讨伐您......您心里没点数吗？”“说吧，走流程还是直接战败。”“我赶时间。”......多年以后，面对着女骑士团，坐在王座上的格林总会回想起来，那个第一次收留战败女骑士的夜晚。“我特么当时只是想找个人教我认字，结果你们这群夯货想哪去了？”“还有，下次麻烦派个大的来。”“我喜欢大的。”——————魔幻世界正经种田文。真的。