第1章 卦象大吉，天降核武？

The divination indicates great fortune, but could nuclear weapons be sent from the sky?

The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

评分刚出 正常现象 看过的都说好!                                 签完合同，我就被拉进诡域。
面前白发少女的面板上，清清楚楚地写着：【型号：东风-5C，评级：UR（神话级）】
我手在抖，心在跳，脑子里全是刚刚被我亲手改掉的霸王条款。
她歪着头看我，纯净的蓝色眼眸里满是好奇：“楚玄，你的心率超过180，是签下我很激动吗？”
激动？我他妈是怕死！
我刚才差点就想奴役一枚行走的核弹！用那份价值两千块的黑市合同！
我那个卖我合同的奸商还说：“放心！N级协议，SR以下随便绑！”
我绑你大爷！这是用狗绳拴歼星舰啊！
现在，这位能一发抹平一个国家的“东风女神”，正用她那萌萌的眼神看着我，似乎在等我投喂。
而我兜里，只剩下一千三百一十块....