第1章 姓韦名德的韦德·威尔逊

Wade Wilson, whose given name is Wade.

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Marvel + Infinite Flow of All Realms + Talkative (can be skipped) + Silly

Even though he is immortal and can cut bullets with a knife, teleport to steal hammers, and fight against hundreds of enemies, the supervillains just want him to be a human being!

Despite his strong sense of justice, capable of taking on Thanos, saving the world, and helping old ladies cross the street, the superheroes only ask that he be a decent human being!

In response, Deadpool's Wade Wilson, whose real name is Wade, would say: "Actually, the system forced me to do this!"

In his mind, the aloof system issued him a new task.

Task: Help Tony and Steve take artistic couple photos.

Task time limit: 3 days

Success reward: Photo editing camera *1

Punishment for failure: Lose your powers and become a little boy who spends three days with your beloved priests.

Deadpool: "Look, it's here again!"

Iron Man and Captain America: "Don't come any closer!"

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漫威+诸天无限流+话痨（可跳过）+沙雕
明明他不死不灭，能刀劈子弹、瞬移偷锤、以一敌百，但超级反派们只求他做个人！
明明他正义感极强，能单挑灭霸、拯救世界、扶老奶奶过马路，但超级英雄们只求他做个人！
对此，姓韦名德的死侍韦德·威尔逊想说：“其实这都是系统逼我的！”
脑海中，高冷的系统又给他发布了一个新的任务。
任务内容：帮托尼和史蒂夫拍摄情侣艺术照
任务时限：3天
成功奖励：P图相机*1
失败惩罚：失去力量，变成小男孩和亲爱的神父们共处三天。
死侍：“你看，它又来了！”
钢铁侠、美队：“你不要过来啊！”
