第1章 验证完成，我果然不是在做梦

Verification complete. I wasn't dreaming after all.

[Spiritual energy revival + comedy + pretending to be weak while actually being strong + single female lead]

An unexpected event led to Lin Xiao's rebirth in a world where spiritual energy is reviving.

He thought he was about to embark on an invincible life, but little did he know that he would awaken the most useless superpower.

He was even reborn as a simp.

Because of his superpowers, he was dumped by his girlfriend.

Forget it, let's just destroy it!

Since I can't be the main character, being a slacker isn't so bad either.

Lin Xiao chose to lie down.

Moving into a nursing home at eighteen saves you decades of wasted time.

Little did he know that this decision would change Lin Xiao's life forever.

The introduction is inadequate; please proceed to the main text.

【灵气复苏+搞笑+扮猪吃虎+单女主】
一场意外，让林萧意外重生在一个灵气复苏的世界。
本以为会开启无敌的一生，谁知自己觉醒的却是最垃圾的异能。
更是重生成为一个舔狗。
因为异能的原因，直接被女友分手。
算了，毁灭吧！
既然不能成为主角，那当个咸鱼也不错。
林萧选择躺平。
十八岁入住养老院，少走几十年弯路。
殊不知，这个决定，改变了林萧的一生。
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