第1章 坏的不去，好的不来

Bad things don't go, good things don't come.

One moment she was in the airport lobby! The next she was falling from the sky and knocking out a wild boar! The luggage cart that was originally pushed in front of her, a step behind her, was also airlifted in; one luggage cart and four large suitcases almost crushed her to death. Weeds taller than her! Giant trees that would take several people to encircle! Vines as thick as her! A tall, thin man with blue eyes and a hooked nose, wearing a loincloth! A scene straight out of the Amazon rainforest! Huh? ??? There don't seem to be any monster men in the Amazon rainforest who can transform into tiger-headed eagle-winged monsters! Hmm… her beautiful youth had just begun! And it was already over! She didn't want to live there! Looking up, there were geckos! Looking down, there were ants in a huge hole! What to do? Dig a modern three-bedroom apartment…

前一刻她还在飞机场的大厅！后一刻她就从天而降砸晕一头野猪！原本推在身前的行礼车，比她慢一步也被空运到，一张行李车，四个大行李箱差点没把她给砸死。比她高的杂草！几人和抱的巨树！有她粗的藤蔓！遮着块遮羞布蓝眸钩鼻的瘦高男人！亚马逊丛林的即视感！呃？？？？亚马逊丛林好像没有能变成虎头鹰翼的怪物男人！唔·····她的美好青春才开始！就结束了！不想住！擡头是壁虎！低头是蚂蚁的大破洞！怎么办？挖一个现代三室一