第1章 植物人周长东：【媳妇要跑了】

Zhou Changdong, in a vegetative state: [My wife is running away.]

(Era setting + powerful figure + sweet and sassy + easygoing + doting husband + mind-reading daily life + wealth accumulation) Su Luyun is a rising star who's become incredibly popular. Because she refused her cousin's request for publicity, her cousin wrote her into her novel, making her a cannon fodder character used as a comparison to the female lead! Su Luyun: "..." She looked at her 1.85-meter-tall, handsome, and pitifully vegetative husband, injured on duty and lying in bed—or rather, at the words above his head: "Now that I'm like this, she'll probably run away." According to her cousin's plot, she did exactly that, running off with the scumbag and being cheated out of money and her virtue! She returned in a sorry state not long after, but her vegetative husband had woken up and was enjoying great success and wealth! The narrator, in a very sarcastic tone: "Thank you for abandoning me, otherwise, how would I be where I am today?" The actress Su Luyun, now in her true form, declared: "Abandonment is impossible. But a woman's three tears can break your heart." On the first day, Su Luyun threw herself on her comatose husband, crying, "I won't divorce you! I won't divorce Changdong! I belong to him in life and in death!" On the second day, Su Luyun held her comatose husband's hand and confessed her love: "Until the mountains crumble, the rivers run dry, winter thunder roars, summer snow falls, and heaven and earth unite, only then will I part from you!" On the third day, Su Luyun arranged a kissing scene for him: "We haven't even consummated our marriage yet, I don't even know what you're like, you have to let me taste you, right?" Zhou Changdong, though in a coma, was practically radiating confidence: "When I recover, I'll definitely make it up to my wife!" Later, when he recovered, Su Luyun was truly afraid of him! If she had known he would make it up to her like this, she wouldn't have flirted with him so much while he was in a coma!

（年代+大佬+可盐可甜+不受气+宠妻+读心日常+发家） 苏绿筠是红遍半边天的新晋小花，因拒绝表妹炒作要求，就被表妹写进她的小说里，成为书中女主的对照组炮灰！ 苏绿筠：“……” 她看了看这位一米八五，因公受伤，躺在床上帅得叫人怜惜的植物人老公——确切的说，是他头上的一行字【我现在这样，她估计要跑了】 按照表妹书中剧情，她也的确这么干，之后就跟着渣男远走高飞，被骗财骗色！ 没多久狼狈回来，但植物人老公已醒，并且顺风顺水顺财神！ 旁白用一种十分嘲讽的语气：多谢前妻的抛弃之恩，要不然大佬哪有今天？ 真身已就位的女演员苏绿筠表示：抛弃是不可能抛弃的了。 但是女人三滴泪，演到你心碎。 第一天，苏绿筠扑在植物人老公身上哭着说：我不离婚，我不会跟长东离婚！我生是他的人，死是他的魂！ 第二天，苏绿筠拉着植物人老公的手深情表白：山无棱，江水为竭，冬雷震震，夏雨雪，天地合，乃敢与君绝！ 第三天，苏绿筠给他安排上吻戏：跟你结婚后，连房都还没洞，我还不知道你是个什么滋味，总得叫我尝尝吧？ 周长东虽昏迷但头顶冒烟：等他好了，他一定会好好补偿媳妇儿！ 后来他好了，苏绿筠真是看了他都怕！ 早知道他会这么个补偿法，她就不在他昏迷时候那么撩他了！