第1章 东西是老的，但没什么用

The item is old, but it's not very useful.

[Alternative Beast Taming + Lighthearted Humor + Silly Memes + Pranks + Abstract + Underdog Story + School Beauty]

Jiang Xiaobai, who was destitute, wanted to turn his life around by awakening his beast taming skills, but unexpectedly he awakened the worst double F talent. Faced with his classmates' ridicule and belittlement, he got angry and lost his temper.

He silently activated the "Loser's Comeback System," which allows him to gain "emotional points" by provoking others. These points can be used to add stats, participate in lotteries, and purchase strange and unusual items.

However, when he opened the Beast Taming System panel, his world collapsed...

The Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches have been overturned, and the spirit beast has become the master, turning into a spirit pet?

Opponent: Feed me peanuts, feed me peanuts now! What do you mean by personally joining the Beast Taming Battle? I'm warning you, don't come any closer, or I'm going to scream.

Jiang Xiaobai: Hehehe, even if you scream your lungs out, no beast will come to save you.

Years later, countless geniuses looked up at the one on the highest throne, filled with awe...

"It failed. Do you know why it failed?"

"He's a beast tamer, yet he's using his research skills to boost his own stats instead of studying beast taming techniques."

【另类御兽+轻松搞笑+沙雕玩梗+整活+抽象+逆袭+校花】
穷困潦倒的姜小白本想借助御兽觉醒咸鱼翻身，却不料觉醒了最差劲的双F天赋，面对同学的嘲讽和贬低他一怒之下怒了一下。
默默激活了屌丝逆袭系统，气人他就能获得情绪值，情绪值可以用来加点，抽奖和购买一些奇奇怪怪的道具。
然而，当他打开御兽系统面板时，他的天塌了……
倒反天罡，灵兽翻身做主人了，他成灵宠了？
对手：喂我花生，快喂我花生，御兽对决你丫的亲自下场什么意思，我警告你啊，你不要过来啊，再过来我就要叫了。
姜小白：嘿嘿嘿，你就算叫破喉咙也不会有兽来救你的。
多年之后，众多天才抬头仰望至高王座上的那位，感慨不已...
“失败了，知道因为啥失败吗？”
“他一个御兽师不研究御兽研究上给自己加点了。”