第1章 星穹列车上的头号通缉犯：开局枕大腿

The most wanted criminal on the Starry Sky Train: Starting with a pillow on someone's lap

[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway + Multiverse Chat Group + Multiple Heroines + Love Triangle + Interstellar Entertainment]

Ye Fan, the "treasure" of the Starry Sky Train, and the "most wanted criminal" in the cosmic black market.

The God of Destruction considers him a confidant, company executives treat him like an ATM, and the Genius Club expels him...

With countless aliases, he has etched the words "fun person" into his DNA throughout the universe.

He had planned to lie on March 7th's lap, continue to deceive Aista, and live out the rest of his life in peace.

Unexpectedly, the [Multiverse Chat Group] suddenly appeared, bringing in a bunch of "old acquaintances".

He just wanted to be a regular veteran and help out the newbies, but the group quest suddenly asked him to destroy a planet to save a damsel in distress?

When his extraordinary online persona was exposed by his group members:

Tsunade: "Good brother! Lend me that Star Destroyer to bombard the four countries, just four shots!"

Nami: "Mr. Ye Fan! A small spaceship that can defeat pirates... I'll trade my points for it!"

Kanae Butterfly: "P-Please, please don't use the railgun against the Demon King..." [Reading Guide]

1v1? No, it's ALL IN! Warning: A chaotic battleground is about to unfold!

Q: Faced with a battleground that has expanded to all the heavens and myriad worlds, how should Ye Fan break the deadlock?

A. Creates a new account and continues to court disaster.

B. I'm coming clean, I'm the mastermind behind it all.

C. Lying down and enjoying myself, I want it all.

D. Call on your Star God friends for backup.

【崩坏·星穹铁道+万界聊天群+多女主+修罗场+星际乐子人】
叶凡，星穹列车的“瑰宝”，宇宙黑市的“头号通缉犯”。
毁灭星神视他为知己，公司高管被他当提款机，天才俱乐部将他除名……
靠着无数马甲，他在宇宙里把“乐子人”三个字刻进了DNA。
本想躺在三月七腿上，继续忽悠艾丝妲，安稳度过余生。
谁知【万界聊天群】突然降临，拉进来一堆“老熟人”。
本想当个普通大佬带带萌新，结果群任务上来就让他捏爆星球救美？
当他的宇宙级马甲被群友扒光：
纲手：“好兄弟！那歼星舰借我轰四国，就四炮！”
娜美：“叶凡先生！能打败海贼的小飞船…我用积分换！”
蝴蝶香奈惠：“请、请不要用轨道炮对付鬼王…”【阅读指南】
1V1？不，是ALL IN！修罗场预警！
问：面对扩列到诸天万界的修罗场，叶凡该如何破局？
A. 开新马甲，继续作死
B. 摊牌了，我就是幕后大佬
C. 躺平享受，我全都要
D. 呼叫星神好友撑场子