第1章 娱乐圈姐姐？ 不知道润不润

Celebrity older sister? I wonder if she's radiant.

Lin Qiu transmigrated to a parallel world and thrived on his past life's novels. Novels like *The Female Tenant*, *The Legend of Sword and Fairy*, and *Zhu Xian*... earned him the nickname "The Number One Dog-Dog Author of Online Novels" among netizens. However, this was mostly just verbal criticism; after all, having written so many tragic and morally questionable works, netizens assumed Lin Qiu must have some mental issues. Therefore, their attitude towards Lin Qiu was mostly one of concern. With the explosive popularity of a variety show, "Five Ha" (a popular online comedy show) became incredibly entertaining, both in its atmosphere and among its regular cast members. Concerned for Lin Qiu's well-being, netizens clamored for him to join "Five Ha." Lin Qiu initially refused, but thinking of all the aunties and older sisters in the entertainment industry... he decisively agreed! But what happened next... left netizens speechless. He named He Ge "Insect King, the High-Ranking Miss Chen." He affectionately called Chao Ge "Abi~囧囧囧!" He bestowed upon Lao Jiu the title "General of the Chariot and Cavalry Corner." He also managed to attract a large number of beautiful female celebrities. With Lin Qiu's addition, "Five Ha" became even more popular, and its fame soared. But netizens weren't laughing. "I work at 8 AM!! You write depressing works for us to see, and you're just a scapegoat?!" "Did you manage to hook up with all the top actresses in the entertainment industry?" "You deserve to die!!"

林秋穿越平行世界，靠前世小说混的风生水起。 《女房客》《仙剑》《诛仙》等等…… 林秋被广大网友称呼为《网文第一狗币作者》 但大家伙也只是嘴上骂一骂，毕竟写了这么多虐文和三观炸裂的作品，网友觉得林秋肯定心理有些疾病。 所以大家对待林秋，更多的是关心。 随着一款综艺节目的爆火，五哈不管是氛围，还是里面的常驻都非常欢乐。 网友们为了林秋的身心着想，全网高呼林秋参加五哈。 林秋本来是拒绝的，但一想到娱乐圈那些阿姨姐姐们…果断同意！ 但接下来…网友们都傻眼了。 给赫哥命名为，“虫王，位高权重的陈大小姐。” 对超哥贴脸开大，“亚比～囧囧囧！” 给老舅奉为，“车骑旮旯将军。” 同时又拐跑了大批美女明星。 五哈有林秋的加入，让节目更加火爆，知名度也跟高。 但网友们却笑不出来了。 “我上早八！！自己写致郁作品给我们看，结果你自己是个显眼包？！！” “娱乐圈姐姐都让你泡走了？” “你真该死啊！！”