第1章 穿成穷道长！傻徒弟抱着大腿喊饿

Transmigrated into a poor Taoist priest! His foolish apprentice clings to his leg, crying out that he's hungry.

Chen Feng transmigrated into the body of an impoverished Taoist temple abbot, only to be harassed by bandits demanding repayment of debts right from the start, while his apprentice was so hungry he had to eat tree bark.

Just as he was preparing to flee, the "Incense Offering to Godhood System" activated—

You can become stronger by participating in a lottery, but the prizes are all bizarre and unbelievable!

[Five Thunder Talisman] blows your own shoes off; [Bigu Pill] makes you fart with spiritual energy after eating too much.

The male protagonist's pectoral muscles swelled dramatically after consuming the [Breast Enhancement Pill], and he was hit on the head with a rock right after using the [Invisibility Talisman]...

He originally intended to focus on making money, offering blessed stinky tofu and a one-day tour of the sacred spring, and turning the Taoist temple into a 5A scenic spot.

To everyone's surprise, the goddesses started fawning over her one by one—

A cute village girl feeds him porridge and wipes his sweat; a cold and beautiful swordsman shields him from a knife; a seductive saintess pretends to be a ghost to flirt with him late at night.

A drunken female warrior hugged him and exclaimed, "Good wine!" A princess in distress asked him to help her restore her kingdom...

Chen Feng: "I'm just a lowly Taoist priest working for a living, don't come any closer!"

Goddesses: "Master, who will you choose?"

陈风穿越成穷困潦倒的道观观主，开局就被山贼讨债，徒弟饿得啃树皮。
就在他准备跑路时，“香火成神系统” 激活了——
抽奖就能变强，但奖品全是骚操作！
【五雷符】炸飞自己的鞋，【辟谷丹】吃多了放灵气屁；
【丰胸丹】男主吃了胸肌暴涨，【隐身符】刚用就被石头砸头……
他本想安心搞钱，开光臭豆腐、灵泉一日游，把道观干成5A景区；
谁知女神们却一个个贴了上来——
软萌村花喂粥擦汗，冷艳剑修为他挡刀，妖媚圣女深夜装鬼撩他；
酒鬼女侠抱着他喊“好酒”，落难公主要他帮忙复国……
陈风：“我只是个社畜道长，你们别过来啊！”
女神们：“观主，你到底选谁？”