My Players are All Evil Cultivators

What do you mean you used mosquitoes to refine the Myriad Soul Banner? What do you mean you gained merit? Wait a minute, if you're going to undergo tribulation, why are you running to the enemy sect? What do you mean you're going to use the Heavenly Tribulation to perish together with the enemy?! Why is the illusion you created a scene of 996 overtime work?! Is this even possible?! Stop trying! This game doesn't have bugs! Those are just game features! Anping, the game's dog-like planner, looked at these players who couldn't even shake an egg properly and fell into deep self-doubt. How come all of his Earth players are evil cultivators?!