第1章 不是！我们仨真成刘关张了？ 

No! Have the three of us really become Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei?

[Abstract Three Kingdoms + Unofficial History within Unofficial History + Humorous Writing + Crazy Writing]

This is a Three Kingdoms continent with martial arts skills.

Guan Yu could pull out a ten-thousand-meter-long azure dragon.

Zhang Fei's battle roar deafened the entire arena.

Zhao Yun has unlimited stamina and is Liu Bei's favorite mount.

Liu Bei obtains the system and unlocks core technologies.

...

The immoral Liu Bei, the cowardly and cautious Guan Yu, and the soldier-loving Zhang Fei.

This threw the entire Three Kingdoms world into chaos.

When Guan Yu summoned a ten-thousand-meter-long azure dragon, soaring through the clouds and throwing explosives onto the ground.

When Zhuge Liang borrowed Dongfeng No. 1.

The feudal lords finally couldn't hold back any longer.

"Quickly, go and invite the great immortal Zuo Ci!!!"

【抽象三国+野史中的野史+乐子文+癫文】
  这是个拥有武将技的三国大陆。
  关羽能拉出万米青龙。
  张飞一声战吼，全场耳聋。
  赵云无限体力，是刘备最爱的坐骑。
  刘备获得系统，点亮核心科技。
  .....
  缺德的刘备，胆小谨慎的关羽，爱兵如子的张飞。
  让整个三国世界乱成了一锅粥。
  当关羽召唤出万米青龙，腾云驾雾，往地面扔炸药的时候。
  当诸葛亮借来东风一号的时候。
  诸侯们终于绷不住了。
  “快去请左慈大仙！！！”