第1章 你管这叫时间之龙？ 

You call this the Dragon of Time?

"Halfway through life, nothing accomplished." "Seeing you're fifty and still won't admit you're old, Elder Ruan, out of pity, gives you a dragon pet nearing its end." "You've contracted a Time Dragon." No, he volunteered at the community pet shop, and they gave him a free baby green snake, where did the dragon come from? "Your Time Dragon has completed its first super evolution, awakening the power of time." Isn't this just a regular green snake evolution? Enough already, still a Time Dragon. "You've discovered a baby Kunpeng that can devour and evolve." Actually, it's an old grouper in the shopkeeper's fish tank, about to die of old age... Wait, is the system saying it has the talent for devouring and evolving? ...In the system's eyes, he gets more and more monstrous with age. In reality, he's only eighteen, his beast-taming career has just begun. (Elements of this book: System misalignment, text-based beast taming)

“人生过半，一事无成”“见你五十岁还不服老，阮长老出于怜悯，送你大限将至的龙宠”“你契约了一尊时间之龙”不是，他去社区宠兽店当义工，人家免费送他幼年小青蛇，哪来的龙？“你的时间之龙完成了首次超进化，觉醒时间之力”这不是最普通的青蛇进化吗，差不多得了，还在时间之龙。“你发现了一头能吞噬进化的幼年鲲鹏”其实是店长鱼缸里的老年石斑鱼，即将寿终正寝……等下，系统是说它有吞噬进化的天赋？……在系统那儿，他越老越妖。现实是人刚十八，御兽生涯刚开始。（本书元素：系统错位、文字御兽）