第1章 快离开！他们来了，危险！

Get out of here! They're coming, it's dangerous!

First, a heads-up! This story features more men than women, a fierce competition, a slight focus on the protagonist's well-being, a sweet Mary Sue story, a morally upright and innocent female lead, and a male cast with deep cunning and explosive fighting abilities. The main plot revolves around a healer! It's not a stereotypical, overpowered female lead story! It includes school/battle/slice-of-life scenes, with a space setting blending cultivation elements. ---Synopsis--- Wang Yuqingwan, in both her incarnations, failed at the last minute. Her ascension tribulation even landed her in the interstellar world. To hell with fate! No more pretense! I'm laying my cards on the table! I'm going to be an ultimate couch potato! * But, on another note... ... It's about time to finish petting the cat today, Commander? If you don't answer the military's communications soon, the starship might be at your doorstep. That furry dog ​​head sneaking around the window, don't think I don't know you sent the coordinates! The ones who granted you access to the encrypted channel are definitely those two. Tell me, who are your accomplices? Confess and you'll be punished severely; resist and you'll be punished even more severely! You, the one hiding under the ground like a cricket, put away your tentacles! How many times have I told you, you can't just mess with what's growing in the garden! We humans are different from you; we can't reproduce with plants! And you two brothers researching new psychedelic drug scams, you'd better stop your magic as soon as possible! Whoever you drugged, I was always there to concoct antidotes! * Everyone, please listen to me, just shut up! I really just want to live a quiet, laid-back retirement! * In the interstellar age, the insect plague persists, and alien beasts roam the world. Genetic pollution is escalating, the sex ratio is severely imbalanced, and mental collapse is irreversible. Humanity, facing a precarious future, has finally found its only savior.

先看排雷！男多女少、雄竞修罗场、轻微福瑞控、玛丽苏小甜饼、女主三观正没心机、男团心机深沉武力值爆表、主线围绕愈疗师设定展开！非秒天秒地刻板女强文！有校园/战斗/日常情节，星际背景融合修仙元素。 ---简介--- 两世卷王瑜清婉，都在临门一脚功败垂成。 飞升雷劫干脆给她劈到了星际世界。 去他娘的贼老天！不装了！摊牌了！究极摆烂当咸鱼了！ * 但，话又说回来... ... 今天的撸猫时间差不多可以结束了吧，指挥官阁下？再不接军部的通讯，星舰恐怕要开到门口了。 窗边那颗狗狗祟祟的灰毛狗头，别以为我不知道坐标就是你发的！ 能给你开加密通道许可权的，绝对是那俩。说吧，同伙是谁？坦白从严，抗拒更严！ 跟地皮下头蛄蛹那个，把你的触手收起来！说了多少次了，园子里种的不能随便嚯嚯！我们人类跟你不一样，没法跟植物下崽！ 研究新型迷幻下毒骗局的两兄弟，也赶紧收了神通吧！你们药翻了谁，哪次不是我跟在屁股后头炼丹解毒！ * 米娜桑，且请听我一言，都消停一点吧！ 我真的只想安安静静地过个咸鱼退休生活啊！ * 星际时代，虫患未绝，星兽环伺。 基因污染愈演愈烈，性别比例严重失衡，精神力崩坏无法逆转。 未来岌岌可危的人类，终于迎来了他们唯一的救赎女神。