第1章前言

Foreword

This world is strange; there are many kings, countless princes, and many, many princesses.

Fairy tales are indeed beautiful, but often it feels like the princes and princesses are all a bit crazy—they fall in love after just one kiss, or click at first sight.

Wait a minute, she's underage. Let's not even talk about the prince, but this princess is underage!

It seems like many of these stories involve marriage before love blossoms, but that's okay; fairy tales are like that—love at first sight is normal.

What else does it mean to say, "I want to play the role of a child, a knight in a fairy tale"?

Aren't they all fairy tales? What's the difference? There shouldn't be any difference, right?

The soldier obtained the tinderbox and the gold coins, and asked the witch to tell him how to use the tinderbox and why he had taken it.

According to the version, the witch didn't tell the soldiers, and then she was killed by them.

The second witch tried to strike first, but the soldier noticed and chopped her down with a single blow.

As a knight, how should you help them in this situation? Uh, help my ass! Both of them are insane!

What's even more ridiculous is that he seems to be right about both of them!

The witch used the soldier to obtain the tinderbox. After the soldier inquired about the tinderbox's use without receiving any information, he killed the witch to protect himself.

Otherwise, if the witch got her hands on the tinderbox, she might use the three dogs inside to attack the soldiers.

But the soldiers took the gold coins, the tinderbox, and killed the witch—they took everything they could.

You want me to manage myself? How am I supposed to manage that? I'm still a knight among children!

There are many similar stories. I feel that they both have a point, but if I were to act as the middleman, I feel that they are both crazy.

这个世界很奇怪，国王很多，王子更是数不胜数，还有许许多多的公主，
童话里面的故事确实挺美好的，不过很多时候感觉这王子和公主都有大病，亲一下就爱上了，看一眼就对上了，
等等未成年，王子就不说了，这公主她未成年啊！
感觉有好多都是先婚后爱，不过没关系童话是这样的一见钟情很正常，
还有什么叫做，我要扮演儿童，童话中的骑士？
不都是童话吗？有什么不同的，应该没有什么不同吧？
士兵获得了打火匣拿到了金币，要求巫婆告诉打火匣的使用方法，为什么要拿这种东西？
按照版本，巫婆不告诉士兵，然后被士兵宰了，
第二巫婆想要动手先下手为强，但被士兵察觉到了，一刀把巫婆剁了，
身为骑士的你该如何在这之中帮助他们？呃，帮个屁啊，这两货他都有病啊！
更坑爹的是，感觉这两货他都有理啊！
巫婆利用了士兵拿到打火匣，士兵询问打火匣的用处无果之后，为了自保干掉了巫婆，
否则巫婆拿到打火匣后，恐怕会动用里面的三只狗对士兵下手，
但士兵拿了金币，又拿了打火匣，又干掉了巫婆那是连吃带拿，
你让我去管我，我，我怎么管嘛？我还是儿童中的骑士！
类似的故事有好多，我感觉他们两个都挺有道理的，但让我去做中间人，那我感觉他们两个都有病。