第1章 苏才人

Su Cai Ren

(Completed) A nobody in the harem with no background and no scheming actually became the Empress Dowager, who was revered by the entire court, causing a stir among the newcomers to the palace.

The younger generation: "Your Majesty, can you tell us how you managed to dominate the palace and rise to your current position?"

Su Mingyan: "...By giving up?"

......

Su Mingyan transmigrated and became a fifth-rank concubine in the imperial harem.

Upon realizing she'd transmigrated, her first instinct was to become a couch potato. A reborn tycoon seeking revenge and vying for favor? She'd cling to his powerful back and lie low. A transmigrated woman disguising herself as weak to gain the emperor's attention? She'd sit back, munching on melon seeds and watching the drama unfold. The empress and the imperial concubine schemed against each other, while she ate oranges and slacked off...

Su Mingyan: "Competing for favor is exhausting. Such complicated things are not suitable for a simple-minded person like me. I just want to daydream and get something for nothing."

Cui'er, the palace maid who served her, couldn't stand it anymore: "My lady, if this continues, you will be banished to the Cold Palace!"

Su Mingyan, who was just giving up, rolled over and even farted, indicating that she wasn't worried at all. She figured she could live anywhere, and the cold palace was quiet, which was perfect for a useless person like her.

Despite Su Mingyan's constant laziness, the cold palace days she had been hoping for never arrived. Instead, she rose through the ranks, from a lowly concubine to a high-ranking lady, then to a concubine, and finally to empress. Later, she became the respected empress dowager, enjoying lavish meals and living a very comfortable life.

Su Mingyan (scratching her butt): "Sure enough, these days, lying down and giving up is the right way."

（已完结）后宫一个没背景、没心机的小透明，居然成为了倾朝敬仰的太后娘娘，惹得刚进宫的后辈们议论纷纷。
　　后辈们：“太后娘娘，您能跟我们讲讲，您是靠什么在后宫大杀四方，一步步走上今天这个位置吗？”
　　苏明烟：“......靠摆烂？”
　　......
　　苏明烟穿越了，穿成后宫的五品小才人。
　　在知道自己穿越后，她第一时间选择了做咸鱼。重生大佬复仇争宠？她抱大腿躺平。穿越女扮柔弱博取皇帝关注？她嗑瓜子看戏。皇后和贵妃互相算计，她吃橘子摆烂......
　　苏明烟：“争宠什么的好累，这么复杂的事情不适合我这种单细胞的人去做，我就想白日做梦，不劳而获。”
　　作为伺候她的宫女翠儿看不下去了：“小主儿，再这样下去，您会被贬入冷宫的！”
　　摆烂咸鱼苏明烟翻了个身，还顺便放了个屁，表示根本不慌，在哪儿不是活，冷宫清净，刚好适合她这样的废物。
　　在苏明烟天天摆烂下，她所期待的冷宫日子并没有到来，反而步步高升，从才人到婕妤、再到妃子，还当上了皇后，后来更是成了人人尊敬的太后，顿顿大鱼大肉，日子过得那叫一个舒坦。
　　苏明烟（挠了挠屁股）：“果然呐，这年头躺平摆烂才是正道。”