第1章 夫人请把衣服脱了

Madam, please take off your clothes.

[Qin Dynasty + Tianxing + Qin's Time + Thrilling Novel + Female Lead+++] Bai Xiao transmigrates into the world of "Tianxing Jiuge" and becomes a fake eunuch in the Han King's palace. He awakens a fake eunuch system at the start, becoming stronger by helping others castrate themselves. From then on, the Eastern and Western Depots spread across the Seven Kingdoms. Bai Xiao is either helping others castrate themselves or on his way to castrate himself. "You castrate Bai Yifei and obtain the Nine Yin Manual." "You castrate Prince Dan of Yan and obtain the Nine Yang Manual." "You castrate Tian Guang and obtain the Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic (Collector's Edition)." "You castrate Guiguzi and obtain the One Sword Opens the Heavenly Gate." "You castrate Donghuang Taiyi and obtain the Three Realms Teleportation Array." Yan Lingji: Want to become stronger? Come to the Eastern Depot! Chao Nu Yao: The Western Depot offers painless abortions, and the reward is a powerful pill. Tian Ze: I've been castrated, I've become stronger, I've successfully restored my kingdom! Bai Yifei: Cultivating evil arts for over ten years is not as direct as Bai Xiao's single strike. Wei Zhuang: Senior brother, your strength has increased dramatically recently. Did you go to the castration room? Han Fei: Brother Wei Zhuang, what were you doing in the castration room? Xuan Jian: The Ghost Valley Twin Swords have made rapid progress; they're truly young geniuses. Gui Gu Zi: What Ghost Valley Twin Swords? They've already joined the Western Depot with me. Dong Huang: What's a few men sacrificing for the collective ascension of the Yin Yang School? Six Kingdoms: White God, please don't come! Wherever you go, Ying Zheng's army will fight. Ying Zheng: We can lose the national war, but Bai Xiao must belong to Qin. Bai Xiao: A sword drawn without a woman in one's heart is divine; a woman in one's heart is entrusted to the Eastern Depot—that's true loyalty.

【大秦+天行+秦时+爽文+女主+++】 白箫穿越天行九歌，成了韩王宫一名假太监，开局觉醒假太监系统，帮别人净身就能变强，从此东厂西厂遍布七国土地，白箫不是在帮别人净身，就是在净身的路上。 “你净身白亦非，获得九阴真经。” “你净身燕太子丹，获得九阳真经。” “你净身田光，获得黄帝内经·典藏版。” “你净身鬼谷子，获得一剑开天门。” “你净身东皇太一，获得三界传送法阵。” 焰灵姬：想要变强吗？快来东厂吧。 潮女妖：西厂无痛人流，完事儿奖励一枚大力丸。 天泽：我净身了，我变强了，我成功复国了。 白亦非：修炼十几年的邪功，不如白箫一刀来的直接。 卫庄：师哥，你最近的实力大增，是去净身房了吗？ 韩非：卫庄兄，你去净身房干什么？ 玄翦：鬼谷双剑实力突飞猛进，真是少年天才。 鬼谷子：什么鬼谷双剑，他们已经跟着老夫加入西厂了。 东皇：为了阴阳家集体飞升，牺牲几个男人算什么。 六国：白神，求求你别来了，你到哪嬴政的军队就打到哪。 嬴政：国战可以输，白箫必须是大秦的。 白箫：心中无女人拔剑自然神，心中有女人托付东厂才是真。