第1章 刚开局，就被女帝给推倒了！ 

Right at the start, I was taken down by the Empress!

Reborn into the Great Wu Dynasty, Li Changsheng becomes a (fake) eunuch in the imperial harem. He aspires to be like Lao Ai, but instead becomes the strongest eunuch on Earth.

In terms of political achievements, he established schools, implemented reforms, rectified official corruption, swept across the land, and brought peace to the world for generations to come!

He fought against powerful ministers, but in the end, he inexplicably became the most powerful minister and the most treacherous traitor!

When it comes to economic development, he transformed the once precarious Dawu into a prosperous and powerful nation, even surpassing Tao Zhugong!

In terms of talent, if all the talent in the world were equal to one bushel, he alone possessed twelve bushels, and the rest of the world would owe him two bushels!

A man of many talents, he wielded power over the world when awake, and rested his head on the lap of beauties when drunk. Princesses, imperial concubines, noble ladies, and chivalrous women all loved and admired him.

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The stunningly beautiful empress later looked back and thought: "You dog of a man, I asked you to manage the harem, how could you have dug it all up?"

重生大武王朝，成为后宫里一名（假）太监。励志要做嫪毐的李长生，却活成了地表最强九千岁。
  比政绩，他办学堂，搞改革，整顿吏治，横扫九州，为万世开太平！
  斗权臣，结果却稀里糊涂的，把自己斗成了最大的权臣，最奸诈的曹贼！
  搞经济，他搞得原本风雨飘摇的大武，是国富民强，陶朱公都得甘拜下风！
  论才情，天下才情共有一石，他独占十二斗，全天下人一起，倒欠他两斗！
  数风流，他醒掌天下权，醉卧美人膝。公主贵妃，名门闺秀，巾帼侠女，全都爱他，慕他。
  ……
  风华绝代的女帝，在日后蓦然回首：狗男人，我让你代掌后宫，你怎么把朕的后宫，都给凿光了？