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It turns out that staying up all night writing papers can lead to unhappiness. One second An Lan was watching video materials, the next she became part of those materials. She found herself being carried by something, her head tilted, hanging in mid-air. All she could see were receding bushes and two stumbling, furry little balls of fur. From then on, the only thing she had to do was—survive. This story is also known as "My Years as a Lioness Leader," "How a Wolf Pack is Forged," "Handsome Guy, Want to Buy QB?", "It's an Orca, Not a Crybaby," "The Self-Cultivation of a Siberian Orange Cat," "Parrots Are Not Allowed to Become Spirits After the Founding of the People's Republic of China," etc. Reading Tips: 1. Animals will not become humans. 2. Female protagonist-centric; male protagonist appears much later. 3. Synopsis created on January 5, 2021; animal stories are a genre. 4. Daily updates, temporarily scheduled for midnight due to three reasons; late updates will be announced in the synopsis. —Pre-order— "You Call This a Zoo" Building a zoo is a popular management game. Unlike other die-hard fans, Gu Xiang only did two things every day when she logged in: spend money and cause trouble. Animal star gacha pools, extinct resurrection gacha pools, New Year limited edition prehistoric component gacha pools… she'd draw them all! Crocodile ponds, big cat feeding corridors, high-altitude raptor pavilions, zero-distance contact parks… she'd build them all! What Gu Xiang didn't know was that her zoo had already transmigrated. Later, she also transmigrated with a zoo system. A new zoo opened in a corner of Earth. This zoo had a simple name, a bizarre appearance, and insisted on not advertising, not listening to opinions, and not doing anything humane, yet it was teeming with visitors. It not only housed animal stars brought from all over the world to retire, but also extinct animals restored using some unknown technology. Ordinary tourists played in the zoo, celebrities and internet celebrities livestreamed from within, experts and scholars conducted research, and even teachers gave lectures directly in the zoo… Although the food was expensive and terrible, and every brick was marked with the words "money-grabbing scheme," everyone who went in ended up emptying their wallets. I thought modern extinct animals were hardcore enough, but then a zoo opened a prehistoric area. The visitors... it's outrageous! You call this a zoo?! —Old Post—Completed spin-off of the same theme, "Wilderness Challenge [Marvel/British Entertainment Crossover]," a wilderness survival reality show.</p>

事实证明不要熬夜写论文，会变得不幸。上一秒安澜还在看视频资料，下一秒就成了视频资料的一部分。她发现自己正被什么东西叼着，歪着脑袋挂在半空。视线范围内只有不断后退的灌木丛，以及两只跌跌撞撞的毛茸茸的小团子。从此，要做的唯一一件事就是——活下去。本文又名《我当母狮首领的那些年》、《狼群是怎样炼成的》、《靓仔充QB吗》、《是虎鲸不是嘤嘤怪》、《西伯利亚大橘猫的自我修养》、《建国后鹦鹉不许成精》......阅读提示1、小动物不会变成人2、女主中心，男主在很后面才出现3、文案存于2021年1月5日，动物文是一种类型4、日更，因三次缘故暂定晚12点更，晚更会文案请假——预收——《你管这叫动物园》建设动物园是一款粉丝无数的经营类游戏。和其他死忠粉不同，顾襄每天上线只进行两个操作充钱和搞事。什么动物明星卡池、灭绝还魂卡池、新年限定版史前组件卡池......抽，都抽！什么鳄鱼池、大猫投喂走廊、高空猛禽馆、零距离接触园区......建，都建！顾襄不知道的是她的动物园早就穿越了。后来，她也带着动物园系统穿越了。在地球某个角落新开了一家动物园，这家动物园名字朴素、外形诡异，坚持不打广告、不听意见、不干人事，但却游人如织。这里不仅有从世界各地接来养老的动物明星，还有不知道用什么科技复原出的已灭绝动物。普通游客在园内游玩，明星网红在园内直播，专家学者在园内做研究，甚至有老师直接在园内开课......虽然这里的饭又贵又难吃，每一块砖头上都写着“骗氪”两个字，但每个进去参观的人最后还是会被掏空钱包。本以为近代灭绝动物已经够硬核了，没想到后来动物园开起了史前园区。游客......就离谱，你管这叫动物园？！——旧文——同题材完结衍生《荒野挑战[综英美/美娱]》荒野求生真人秀 </p>