第1章 一句醉话定江山

A drunken remark sealed the fate of the nation.

Xiao Xian, the capital's number one lazybones, was mistakenly identified as a "national genius" and forcibly made crown prince by the old emperor after a drunken outburst. Shattered from his dreams of a life of wandering the martial world, Xiao Xian angrily decided to remain lazy to the end, determined to ruin his own position as crown prince and regain his freedom. However, the more he tried to "disrupt" the system, the more unexpectedly he solved court problems, eliminated treacherous officials, won the hearts of the people, and even inadvertently embarked on the path of cultivation. The court officials went from initial heartbreak to astonishment, and finally, a complete "wow!" In the process of "dismantling the empire," Xiao Xian unexpectedly discovered a shocking game of chess between immortal sects and demons hidden behind the scenes, and his seemingly "useless" lazybones physique turned out to be the key to breaking the deadlock. Ultimately, this lazy crown prince, who was only interested in escaping, was forced into a corner by various forces (including his father), gradually transforming from a "national scourge" into a true protector, but his yearning for freedom in the martial world never wavered.

京城头号摆烂王萧闲，因一次醉酒胡言，被老皇帝误认为“治国奇才”强行立为太子。萧闲的江湖梦破碎，愤而决定摆烂到底，誓要搅黄自己的太子之位，重归自由。然而，他越是想“拆台”，越是阴差阳错地解决了朝堂难题、清除了奸佞、获得了民心，甚至无意中踏上了修仙之路。满朝文武从最初的痛心疾首，到后来的目瞪口呆，再到最后的“真香”！萧闲在“拆江山”的过程中，意外发现这个帝国背后隐藏着仙门与妖魔的惊天棋局，而他那看似“无用”的咸鱼体质，竟是破局的关键。最终，这位一心想跑路的咸鱼太子，在被各方势力（包括他爹）“逼上梁山”的过程中，一步步从“祸国妖孽”成长为真正的守护者，但他那颗向往江湖自由的心，从未改变。