第1章：好女孩迟淼（求加入书架）

Good Girl Chi Miao (Please add to your bookshelf)

[Physical publishing contract signed]

[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]

One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.

During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.

Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".

She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.

Before I met Chi Miao:

The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.

The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.

The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.

The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.

After getting to know Chi Miao:

Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."

Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."

Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."

The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."

Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.

Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!

Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"

【实体出版已签约】
【爆笑沙雕无CP爽文+玩梗+女主万恶之源】
【一个女主带坏全部天骄】
宗门入门测试上，别人忙着测灵根，我忙着骗人。
迟淼穿进修真界十年，绑定了“行骗一百次”才能解锁的苟到天荒地老后就能史上最强系统，简称——苟史系统。
本想着解锁系统后就洗心革面做个人美心善好女孩，不料缺德来自自我，在这条路上的不归路上一去不复返，一个传染俩。
认识迟淼前：
剑宗圣子清冷无情，全天下少女为之疯狂。
佛宗佛子功德无量，一身佛光普照万千。
金家少爷富可敌国，一身贵气逼人令人着迷。
琴宗少宗主妙音无敌，宛若人间谪仙。
认识迟淼后：
剑宗圣子：“天下万剑，唯贱不破。”
佛宗佛子：“念经不如喊麦，作法不如社会摇。”
金家少爷：“钱如果不是用来砸人，羞辱人，最后还捡回来，那将毫无意义。”
琴宗少宗主：“近来迟淼师妹送来的《科目三》甚是炸耳，我已熟练，可破天地万法。”
就连合欢宗一心找到爱人的圣女都为她框框撞大墙。
整个修真界，谁见了迟淼不骂一句：万恶之源！
迟淼：“污蔑，赤裸裸的污蔑！虽然我骗财骗命，可我还是好女孩！”