第1章 终于生出来了

It's finally born!

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

【大佬魂穿+收徒系统+无厘头搞笑+sketch风】
当世第一的红莲仙尊陨落，胎穿万年之前。
前世觉醒的圣师吐槽系统“徒徒”，虽与灵魂绑定，但穿越后还在充能之中，尚未启动。
“我儿子一表人才，希望他将来一帆风顺……”
“所以你就叫林一吧。”
一……派胡言！
不er，本尊要吐槽了！
徒徒你快醒醒，本尊忍不住要吐槽了！
我要收徒！我要吐槽！我要重返仙尊！
徒徒：桥豆麻袋，时空乱流导致系统出现了一些小bug……你不能吐槽了，你得夸……