第1章 炼僵尸呢，你抓我做甚？ 

If you're making zombies, why are you arresting me?

Crime Solving, Ghost Stories, Folk Traditions

Su Yun is a descendant of the Yin-Yang school of thought from the pre-Qin period.

I met my girlfriend through a blind date arranged by an acquaintance.

After the breakup, Su Yun planned to turn him into a zombie.

Just as the seventh day was about to be completed, the policewoman burst into the room and arrested Su Yun as a murderer.

Su Yun: "I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and with long legs. Why would I kill her?"

"She asked me to turn her into a zombie before she committed suicide!"

No matter how you explain it, the policewoman only believes in science.

Su Yun said helplessly, "How about I bring in a witness to explain?"

"Your witness?"

"That's right, my ex-girlfriend..."

Su Yun waved his hand in a spell, and a cold wind blew by. His ex-girlfriend's corpse opened its eyes and started moving on its own.

Su Yun: "Now..."

《破案》、《鬼故事》、《民间传统》
  苏云，先秦一脉阴阳家传人。
  熟人介绍相亲，认识了女友。
  分手后，苏云准备将其炼成僵尸。
  就在第七天快炼制成功时，警花却破门而入，将苏云当杀人犯抓进警局。
  苏云：“冤枉啊！我前女友可是空姐，肤白貌美大长腿，我哪里会杀她？”
  “是她自己自杀前，要求我将她炼成僵尸的！”
  无论怎么解释，警花只相信科学。
  苏云无奈：“要不我将证人请来解释？”
  “你的证人？”
  “没错，我前女友…”
  苏云挥手作法，阴风吹过，前女友尸体睁开眼自己动了。
  苏云：“现...