（零）预告就像蛋糕上装饰的糖霜

(Zero) Previews are like icing on a cake.

[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]

This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.

[This might be a food article (perhaps)]

When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!

Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.

Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.

In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.

In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.

In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.

...

In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:

Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.

Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.

[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]

Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?

Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.

...

A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.

Stable updates, let's see how it goes?

【獾院哈利+轻松HE+有点爽+与斯教亲情向+无CP+部分偏离原著私设和极少量非重要事件时间线调整+若ooc致歉+GGAD！】
【这是个需要一点想象力与一点点大脑的抽象童话故事】
【这可能是美食文（perhaps）】
【当救世主过于淡定，整个魔法界都乱套了！】
哈利·波特被分到了赫奇帕奇，所有人都以为分院帽老糊涂了。
等等，这个看着慢悠悠的男孩似乎……不太对劲。  
一年级，他窝在看守魔法石的三头犬怀里睡觉。
二年级，他把蛇怪放在禁林饲养并把伏地魔的日记本当枕头。  
三年级，他在火车上给摄魂怪发巧克力，在夏末的黑湖上下了一场雪，冰封万里。  
……
在这个充满尖叫、阴谋和魔法的世界里，水豚性格的哈利用他独特的佛系哲学证明：
有时候，最好的魔法就是，躺平，然后给所有人发零食。
当然，没有礼貌的人只配吃大鼻窦。
【轻松爆笑向｜全员治愈系｜霍格沃茨画风逐渐跑偏】
采访：斯内普教授，作为监护人您怎么看待哈利？
斯：哈？那个小崽子天天惹祸！不过做的饭味道还不错。
……
随机掉落少量番外，正文校园奇妙时光与暑假缤纷时光并存！备受好评的睡前读物，给予内心世界一点宁静致远的安然～
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