第一章.喝药 

Taking medicine

First, this is a fairy. Let's give her a perfect appearance. Let's add a touch of obsession. Then, let's blend in a bit of madness. Finally, let's add a full dose of morbidity. Thus, a perfect fairy is born; she will love you, and she will also kill you. ... "This humble Taoist has calculated that you are born to become an immortal." "As long as you experience some hardships and trials, transcending tribulations and ascending to immortality will be a piece of cake!" Qi An asked respectfully, seemingly lost in thought. "Then, senior, do you mean that I will comprehend rare cultivation techniques, acquire spiritual treasures of heaven and earth, win the battle for the Great Dao, and ultimately prove myself as an immortal?" "Why are you thinking about those useless things?" The Taoist sighed and said angrily, "Didn't you see what was said above? It's aimed at you. Now those fairies are coming to kill you; let's focus on surviving first!"

首先，这是一位仙子。我们先为她设置好完美的容貌。先添加一点偏执。再融一入点疯狂。最后，补充上满满的病态。于是，一位完美的仙子便诞生了，她会爱着你，也会砍死你。……“贫道算过了，你天生就是成仙的料子。”“只要历经些许难关，磨砺些许风霜，渡劫飞升不在话下！”祈安若有所思，恭敬问道。“那前辈的意思是，我会领悟稀世功法，收获天地灵宝，赢得大道之争，最终证道成仙？”“你想那些无用的东西干什么？”道人叹了口气，愤愤开口：“上面那些话没看到啊，点的就是你，现在那些仙子砍你来了，能先活下来再说吧！”