第1章 开局就被堵门

The door was blocked right from the start.

I, Zuo Xiaolang, a seasoned 21st-century otaku, suddenly found myself transmigrated into the body of a penniless, debt-ridden scholar in ancient times! My starting point was a thatched hut, tattered clothes, and a group of thugs chasing after me for debts. However, just as Zuo Xiaolang was in despair, a system's cheat code descended from the sky, rewarding him with a stunningly beautiful girl! And that wasn't all—completing tasks meant receiving a wife? From then on, Zuo Xiaolang embarked on a sweet (scratch that) miserable life of "making money—marrying a wife—being chased—making money again—marrying another wife." On one side, a spoiled heiress; on the other, a female doctor; ahead, a seemingly unassuming female martial arts master; and behind, a royal princess! But, but what to do with so many wives? I need help urgently! I'm just a poor scholar who wants to live a carefree life, please stop sending me wives! I can't take it anymore! Every day I'm forced into a battlefield, constantly being chased—when will this end?!

我，左小浪，堂堂21世纪资深宅男，竟然一睁眼穿越成个负债累累的古代穷书生！开局就是茅草屋，破烂衣，还有一群追债的地痞流氓。然而，就在左小浪绝望之际，系统金手指从天而降，奖励一枚绝世美少女！这还没完，完成任务就送媳妇？左小浪从此走上了“赚钱——娶妻——被追杀——再赚钱——再娶妻”的甜蜜（划掉）苦逼人生。左拥刁蛮千金，右抱医馆女馆主，前方是深藏不露的武林女魔头，身后跟着皇室的公主！可，可这娘子太多了怎么办？在线等，急！我只是个想咸鱼的穷书生啊，别再给我送娘子了，我真吃不消了！每天都被迫修罗场，被追杀的日子，何时是个头？！