Beautiful Natural Disasters

"Dad, didn't you say that someone named Thanos would call?"

"Yeah... why? I remember it was around this time."

"But we've been waiting for two years, and there's no sign of anyone. I can't even upgrade."

"Did I remember it wrongly?"

"How about we fight over there? My knife is almost worn out."

"But I don't know where he is."

"That's okay, push it all the way... Oh no, I mean we just ask slowly."